Hello, Im Alan.

[AlanPardew]

allrite alan how are you today.

Good Morning Mr Carlos, Im well and preparing for todays game. How are you my friend?

Hi Chico

Hello Mr TX Bill.

Gday Big Al

Hello Mr McBain. Hope you're keeping well down under.

Alan why did you tell big Sam what wally downes had said about him leading to him getting sacked by west ham ? Some mate you are

It was'nt me.

Yeah Alan.

It was'nt me.

 

[somuchfun]

ALAN !!!

 

[AlanPardew]

Hello Mr Somuchfun.

 

[GoatJR]

Alan are you sad because u got beat by City?

 

[mpatton]

my father in law lives next door to your sister, does that mean we're related.

 

[Elong]

my father in law lives next door to your sister, does that mean we're related.

It means he should shag her senseless.