Hello, Im Alan.

[AlanPardew]

You're not going to go away lad are you?

Welcome.

Thank You Mr Chico, My scouts have told me a lot about you.

 

[AlanPardew]

Welcome AP, do you mind if i call you AP?

Post more as it is good sport watching the logging in and out multis have to do.

Thank you Mr Formerly Manx Toffee, you may call me as you wish.

 

[chicoazul]

Thank You Mr Chico, My scouts have told me a lot about you.

Is it too early to declare my love for you Al?

 

[EFC David]

Mr Pardew can we have Cabaye and Ba?

 

[AlanPardew]

Hi Alan.

I live in Southampton.

The rumour down here is that you smashed José Fonte's mrs and he punched you at their training ground when you managed them and that's why you left.

Is that true?

Hello Mr Ijjy Smith, The rumour is true i did indeed smash José Fonte's mrs and just for the record Cassie Summer has a harder punch than José.

 

[AlanPardew]

Mr Pardew can we have Cabaye and Ba?

Hello Mr EFC David, Speak to the chairman son.

 

[AlanPardew]

Is it too early to declare my love for you Al?

Yes



































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Soon.

 

[AlanPardew]

Oh hi Alan Pardew Newcastle good team you okay but you arrogant and your team not as good as it thinks they is

Hello Mr Baines' Left Foot. Well done son.

 

[chicoazul]

Its Jock ffs.

lifts up skirt*

 

[AlanPardew]

6 year contract

It's 8 years son.

 

[carlos21]

allrite alan how are you today.

 

[McBain]

Gday Big Al

 

[TX Bill]

Hi Chico

 

[sheeds]

Alan why did you tell big Sam what wally downes had said about him leading to him getting sacked by west ham ? Some mate you are

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Yeah Alan.