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Please send Toby off to Gulag.
Someone please ban him at once,
he's nowt but a mardy old ponce.
So mods, step up, one by one
And make sure this poor doggy is gone.
 
This mod is far from in awe
This poster is a bit of a bore
If I knew of a way
To ban him today
I'd happily show him the door.

Soz lad.


I'm just trying to inject some class,
like a literary Iniesta pass,
there's no hidden ploy,
Relax my dear Roy,
I'm not the first poster who likes licking ass
 

My response to your post is dead-pan
I will start any thread cos I can
You ain't Got Plod
Take it up with a mod
Or I'll consider you're permanent ban
Your mention was only in jest,
Thread making? You're surely the best,
We've all got the gist,
You're a sock fetishist.
A fashionista's Rose and Fred West.
 
One day a brand new multi arrives
Like a bolt of lightning from the skies
People though he was a gorilla
With manners just like Godzilla
But he was really a lass in disguise
 

I looked in this thread and I saw
That Toby ain't posting no more
Now it don't bother me
I prefer BMG
Frankly Toby became such a bore.


I don't stick around very long,
A bit like your good mother's thong,
You think that I be,
Our man B-M-G?
But all of his 'likes' prove you wrong.
 

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