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GhostOfDixie
Player Valuation: £70m
God damn that Rachel Aldana is someone who needs a talented tailor.
But this made me laugh.
Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the last week or so you can’t have failed to notice the Home secretary Jacqui Smith getting all hot and bothered over her husband watching a couple of porn movies and charging them to her expenses account.
That means that UK tax payers have paid for Jacqui Smith’s husband, Richard Timney, to jerk off to some porn.
Why is nobody on Question Time asking for answers!!!
Latch
Player Valuation: £15m
Posted via Mobile Device You get my vote Nick, you're wittier than people give you credit for. Steve, you're not far behind mate.
What about me? Im a ******* superstar me.
NeoNaoNeo
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Is that your best chat up line "wink wink".
Quality.
And Ghost thinks you're not funny.
Madness.
McBain
Player Valuation: £80m
Go the internet dating big fella.
At least it will get you back into the swing, and your guaranteed to pick up and get your end away. Even if you don't (which is impossible), you'll feel like your saving time and money and getting the same results. Use your common sense, guard your privacy/use alternate email address's or whatever until you suss it out.
Once your back in the winners circle you'll feel much better about it.
At least it will get you back into the swing, and your guaranteed to pick up and get your end away. Even if you don't (which is impossible), you'll feel like your saving time and money and getting the same results. Use your common sense, guard your privacy/use alternate email address's or whatever until you suss it out.
Once your back in the winners circle you'll feel much better about it.
Bluelass
Player Valuation: £8m
yep, a few people I know have hooked up after going on the internet but it took a few dodgy meets to get it right.
Speaking from the female perspective turn off's are -
excessive body hair (except on the head of course)
manly smells from underarms and anywhere else unmentionable
nose picking
bad breath (especially beer and ***s) cigarettes
dirty fingernails
excessive effin and blindin' (she needs to know that you have a vocabulary that extends beyond 4 words)
supporting the RS
sitting with legs wide open showing off (or not) man bits
trakky bottoms and trainers anywhere outside a gym
I'm sure you're not the type to partake in any of the above so you should find a new playmate very soon.
turn on's
tight jeans with no gut overhanging
short hair but deffo not shaved (makes men look like thugs)
nice teeth
everton tattoo (discreet but proudly displayed)
a man that actually wears shoes, preferably polished ones
a soft voice
a man size lunch box
I have all the things in the first column and im a sex god.
Heres the list for what men look for in a lady.
Turn ons
Huge knockers
Turn offs
Talking
Nebbiolo
Valuation: £108 million
Bluelass
Player Valuation: £8m
does that include typing or is that allowed as long as I don't presume to know anything about football, driving, golf, politics or anything except cooking and bedroom stuff?
you can take the mick as much as you like but no woman likes snogging someone who picks his nose and smells.rcard
oops, forgot belching and farting in public but men are genetically engineered to find the most inappropriate time and place - then they let rip.
Mmmmm, sexy!
of course, none of you fine gentlemen around here would be guilty of that would you.
Never.
Bluelass
Player Valuation: £8m
Bluelass' list means if ever I become single again, I've got fcuk all chance of finding another woman.
I pass a couple her strict stipulations on what I ought to be.
I've got the soft (deep) voice and I don't wear tracky bottoms.
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do you speak with a sexy Dutch accent by any chance? Like Ruud Gullit? Do you?
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