Help needed........

[heatmeiser]

I have a terrible amount of wind. But never in public, that's awful.

 

[Bluelass]

Posted via Mobile Device After reading that list from Bluelass i'm feeling really......... err.......umm........ positive about my chances.......!! (wink)

go for it Latch, life's too short to be lonely and deffo too short to be without a regular legover.

 

[Nebbiolo]

do you speak with a sexy Dutch accent by any chance? Like Ruud Gullit? Do you?

Strictly Queen's English. But do you have a sexy Welsh accent? And are you opinionated? If so, you're definitely my kind of gal!

 

[Bluelass]

Strictly Queen's English. But do you have a sexy Welsh accent? And are you opinionated? If so, you're definitely my kind of gal!

Ah well never mind,

no deffo not sexy, I'm from Wrexham originally so now and again lapse into that accent though having lived in Italy I can do a very good Italiana accent and I speaka da lingo so issa awrighta.

Yes I'm VERY opinionated - don't like the RS one little bit.

Anyway, MUCH MUCH too old for you young fella.

 

[Nebbiolo]

Ah well never mind,

no deffo not sexy, I'm from Wrexham originally so now and again lapse into that accent though having lived in Italy I can do a very good Italiana accent and I speaka da lingo so issa awrighta.

Yes I'm VERY opinionated - don't like the RS one little bit.

Anyway, MUCH MUCH too old for you young fella.

I was accused of being over 50 by Brownie the other day.

Actually a young 41, so I reckon I'm nearer to your age group.

 

[Bluelass]

I was accused of being over 50 by Brownie the other day.

Actually a young 41, so I reckon I'm nearer to your age group.

No comment

 

[chicoazul]

Get a room will yer.

 

[Bluelass]

Get a room will yer.

I just knew that would happen.

Chico you're a star!

 

[NeoNaoNeo]

Latch, I've always found the best aphrodesiac for a woman is to talk down to her. Make sure you explain things to her like she is a child. They love that.

Also, try taking her some place nice, Subway or something. Get her one of those 70p toastie things, get yourself a buttie with all the works, onions, chilli, cloves of garlic, everything. Then breathe on her face.

If that doesn't work, try giving her a playful smack across the chops.

 

[Goat]

Smooth Neo, really smooth.

 

[Nebbiolo]

No comment

Nothing wrong with the advance of age, BL. Gives all that character and sexiness that only people of 41 and older can possibly possess.