A change is as good as a holiday matey. A trophy is better than no trophy. The best managers in the world win stuff and Ive been waiting seven years. Yakubu was scoring left right and center for some other team. I propose we play two strikers. Stick Cahill up front. Put Jo on. Give a youngster a run and say your going to fire him if he doesnt score. Use what you learned reading the Art of War. There youve got one of the best headers of the ball in the world and one of the luckiest 18m pound goalscorers. Doesnt matter how they go in. Have some faith in your line up. Tell some jokes for once. Like Strachan. Thats who we need. G. Strachan.
Results count. Boring isn't the new exciting. Its boring. It gets you beat. It gets your fans frustrated. No one wants to buy us because we are boring.
I'm moving over to the Moyes out camp. I'm over it. I want early exciting signings. I want to see Hibbert escorted from the ground never to discussed again. I want to see Osman pushed aside for someone better looking. I want us to hire players that look like Beckham and not like they actually come from Merseyside. Somewhere tropical maybe. More south Ameicans. Not treetrunk legged equadorians, Brazilians, Argentinians, Africans, Colonial french. Zidane was a gypsy. Do we even have any gypsies?? Were not even trying. Guys that do step overs and have model girlfriends and sunglass endorsements. Thats who we need.
Is that too much to ask? Pasty looking fuglys will never attract the big $$.
You need abit of allure, I mean, would abit of blue velvet not go astray around Goodison? Spruce the place up. Gold paint, trimmings. You gotta have some trimmings. Make it look expensive, its not that hard. Dancing girls at half time. Cheerleaders. A techno version of Z-Cars. International sponsorship. Endorsement deals. Tie-ins. Am I the only one who knows how to run a footy joint?
Defend away you, you big milk carton.