Jamo Martinez
Player Valuation: £70m
Leave the kid alone. We've all done itAll I know is that he needs to shave his chin puff.
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Leave the kid alone. We've all done itAll I know is that he needs to shave his chin puff.
He's 6'3" at 19. That's pretty tall. He also looks to have a pretty large and imposing stature. We've already got this in Anichebe, but crucially, unlike Vic, Vellios seems to have actual footballing nouse and feet which can connect with the ball, and not each other.
I'm six foot three. I can see stuff on top of the fridge that others struggle with.
What's up there?
Some dust and arl postcards lad.
Pasties?
Yeah, tell us, Chico. At a mere 6'1" I've often dreamed of all the wonders held at the top of the fridge.
Don't lie.
I bet it's like Narnia. And Fight Club, so you won't tell us. You lanky tit.
Two inches makes all the difference lad, ask yer mar.
She said that it doesn't, mate, because nothing and chicoazul feel about the same.
Yer dar says different.
Yeah. He says you're quite tight down there.
All the best to yer mar lad.
winks at yer dar*
One of the greatest thread hijacks of all time.
Going from Vellios's potential to what's on top of the fridge.
I couldn't be more proud.