Holy cow

[McBain]

Ive just met a girly through an online chat/date thingo and she is seriously the woman who was meant to bear my seed, fix my socks and run baths for me after football and Ive been chatting to her for 6 hours

Every single box has been ticked with this woman. Physically, mentally and sexually, she's like Jeannie Stienman to my Jerry Seinfeld, Martin to my Louis.

Ive got a crush on her and she has one on me.

The stars have collided.

The heavens have opened.

Any advice forumites?

 

[teppic]

back of the net~!

advice? go for it, brother!

 

[atrottel]

You've heard of sexbaiting, haven't you?

Sexbaiting is creating (usually) fake, (usually) female, profiles or characters on websites that are used to lure men into spending money on the false pretense that they have a chance of having sex with that character. Sexbait examples include many Myspace profiles, personal ads, and sex dating site profiles.

The cautionary tale of Jason Fortuny

 

[Goat]

I would be very scared.

 

[TsarDiniyar]

I hope you're having us on

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

You sure it's not a 40 stone bald guy with a high pitched voice?

 

[little curly alan ball]

My advice ; PRE-NUP . PRE-NUP , PRE-NUP !!!!!!!
P.S. I trust youve done the whole , confirming that this is indeed the woman she says she is . Indeed , that she is a woman at all ? What with the internet and all . But that said , I repeat ,
PRE-NUP , PRE-NUP , PRE-NUP

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

does she need a visa ?
if so, get what you can, including knocking one over the boundary rope, then fire her off. or if you get sick of her but dont have the heart to dump her then just give immigration a call.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

You sure it's not a 40 stone bald guy with a high pitched voice?

Nah, Danny's too busy running the forum to be looking for love

 

[Latch]

Posted via Mobile Device you never know, fingers crossed eh!

 

[Robert Jarvis]

Could be a girl with a dick???????????

How do you know what this female of your dreams looks like?

 

[chicoazul]

The photos she sent you are from fifteen years ago.

She's massive now.

 

[Neiler]

Nice talking to you to mate!

 

[McBain]

Look she is a little bigger, but she is so cute. And she has some serious puppies.

She webCam'ed it up so I could see her at home, we sent flirty texts and discovered that we are probably soul mates.

Sure I was skeptical, but if you use a decent dating site and take precautions, surely its not a bad thing? Get with the future peeps.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

wait 'til she sees your collection, she'll know you have a busters thing goin' on then.