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Holy cow
- Thread starter McBain
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Obviously been suffocated with the massive mammaries, fed to the crocs, and the internet Mata Hari is going mad with the credit cards.
McBain
Player Valuation: £80m
Classic!
Im back. What a weekend, what a woman.
She is exactly like I thought she would be. Kind, gentle and a massive amount of fun. We didnt do the traditional thing, mainly because I'm broke. We got a couple of Pizza's and watched a couple of movies.
Thanks for the help and opinions fells, Ill let you know how it goes, starting with a two night stay at a nice hotel in the city tomorrow night.
Happy days.
McBain
Player Valuation: £80m
Good luck there, lad. Nothing better than being in love.
Its funny you say that, she makes me feel great but I dont know if its love yet. A couple more dates maybe and I should know.
Love at first sight exsist but net dating is kind of like stalking them before you meet them. Well not that bad, but different to that first connection.
Have you got bare tit yet mate?
She is 1 mucky dirty puppy.
She sounds ace, can she cook?
Warning: Have you witnessed her behaviour around other humanoids when she's drank far too much?
Warning: Have you witnessed her behaviour around other humanoids when she's drank far too much?
McBain
Player Valuation: £80m
I cant do that mate! She's not ugly, put it that way. I'm teaching her the way of Everton so Ive no doubt we'll head out together to watch the final.
Thanks for that, uve just took me back about 12 years, my now thankfully ex girlfriend, New Years Eve, first time she met all my mates, she got wasted and made an utter **** out of me.
Telling them that their g/fs must have Aids because they werent all sitting next to each other, then throwing up everywhere, dark, dark day. And still I didnt dump her, sex makes you stupid.
Thats a wonderful image you've just put in my mind.
I bet she was not shy in the bedroom though mate. The ex, not the new one.
I bet she was not shy in the bedroom though mate. The ex, not the new one.
She was alright, but she was willing, sex on tap, I asked I got, she never ever said no, so I abused that 2-3 times a day, was harder once the kids came along, but it was at least once a day. I have to beg and give my current g/f 3 weeks written notice if I wanna get some. Frigid little tramp.
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