Holy cow

[Bundy]

Sorry MG, let's make out. ermm.. I mean 'make up'.

 

[McBain]

I, for one, am pulling for you. Good luck Agent McBain. If this works out will this impact your posting volumn on the fit birds thread? Say it ain't so.

Nah mate, there's still plenty of love to go in that thread. Ok what's really bizzare is that

*we think exactly the same things
*She's sleazy, and demure, just like the heroine in my all time favourate movie 'Total Recall'
*Sure she has a few pounds extra, but she isn't of those awful babushka body chicks, with a huge rear and no boobs. She's amazingly proportioned. My plan is to exercise her up and get her skinny through constant physical exercise.
*She has a really pretty face. Eyes that would melt butter.
*Humour: Completely on my level. Silly/zany/cute. I love it.

Im meeting her Friday, so Ill report back on the developing story as it happens.

 

[Goat]

McBain mate, in every post you have said she is chunky, so im thinking small blimp here.

Lets cut to the chase, she has got huge funbags and you want to stick your head inbetween them and blow raspberries.

Im fairly sure once you have smashed her everywhere and got your hands on those funbags, your soul mate will become just another notch on your belt.

Or maybe she is a complete physcho and will murder you as you sleep.

Isnt the unexpected great.

 

[Goat]

Sorry MG, let's make out. ermm.. I mean 'make up'.

So now you wanna bum? Your a cheap dirty whore and I cant wait to spit on you.

 

[Bundy]

So now you wanna bum? Your a cheap dirty whore and I cant wait to spit on you.

No....

 

[Goat]

No....

Correct answer, you get a prize, look outside your window in 5minutes.

 

[Bundy]

Correct answer, you get a prize, look outside your window in 5minutes.

There's a car park, it's not very interesting.

 

[McBain]

McBain mate, in every post you have said she is chunky, so im thinking small blimp here.

Lets cut to the chase, she has got huge funbags and you want to stick your head inbetween them and blow raspberries.

Im fairly sure once you have smashed her everywhere and got your hands on those funbags, your soul mate will become just another notch on your belt.

Or maybe she is a complete physcho and will murder you as you sleep.

Isnt the unexpected great.

Look she's a bigger girl and I DO want to stick my head in those fun bags.

We'll see. She may be...


























.....the one.

 

[Latch]

Posted via Mobile Device Dont worry/think too much about meeting her, if it all goes pear shape ( like her - sorry mate, couldn't resist ) , there are many more 'soulmate's' out there.

 

[Bundy]

She's not from the biggest loser is she?

 

[McBain]

those chicks end up hot.

Im going against society. I love skinny minnies but you can grab real women

 

[toffeestillidie]

good luck mate, i'm a bit skeptical but i hope it works out for you

you have mentioned the weight thing a lot though, if it really doesn't bother you like you say it doesn't, i'm not sure why you'd bring up her weight so much. Then again, you might just be trying to convince yourself that it isn't too good to be true.

good luck, have fun, and make sure you wrap it up whatever you do

 

[TyphooToffee]

Ive just met a girly through an online chat/date thingo and she is seriously the woman who was meant to bear my seed, fix my socks and run baths for me after football and Ive been chatting to her for 6 hours

Every single box has been ticked with this woman. Physically, mentally and sexually, she's like Jeannie Stienman to my Jerry Seinfeld, Martin to my Louis.

Ive got a crush on her and she has one on me.

The stars have collided.



The heavens have opened.

Any advice forumites?

Obviously you're going to get the sort of banter you have but, you know, every now and then these things really are what they seem so my advice would be to tread carefully but assume all is as it seems unless proved otherwise. Good luck

Oh, and as the weight thing goes, weight can go up and down but personality remains constant. OK, women get mood swings but you get my drift. I actually met my wife (my 3rd) through Nexus - a single persons' thing - and, even though she is always worried lately that the weight she has gained since we met 8 years ago means I might look elsewhere, I know I would never find another woman so perfect for me and I tell her all the time. Always remind her of that and hopefully you'll have as content a life as me

 

[Nebbiolo]

Obviously you're going to get the sort of banter you have but, you know, every now and then these things really are what they seem so my advice would be to tread carefully but assume all is as it seems unless proved otherwise. Good luck

Oh, and as the weight thing goes, weight can go up and down but personality remains constant. OK, women get mood swings but you get my drift. I actually met my wife (my 3rd) through Nexus - a single persons' thing - and, even though she is always worried lately that the weight she has gained since we met 8 years ago means I might look elsewhere, I know I would never find another woman so perfect for me and I tell her all the time. Always remind her of that and hopefully you'll have as content a life as me

That's nice, I'm welling up here.

 

[TyphooToffee]

That's nice, I'm welling up here.

And I'm from Welling!