Holy cow

[McBain]

Where is she from? Just out of interest.

She lives about 25 minutes away from me.

 

[Goat]

When I was younger I used to use this chatroom, this 1 girl I got talking to was a right dirt, she used to go on webcam for me and play with herself, I only ever saw her body, so I dont know what she looked like. But she had a lovely wet clambucket.

The internet is wrong and so am I.

 

[chicoazul]

heaps, normal and naughty, if u know what i mean.

i could link you to her profile, but what kind of gent would i be.

micknick will torture you for these, thats the fact.

When I was younger I used to use this chatroom, this 1 girl I got talking to was a right dirt, she used to go on webcam for me and play with herself, I only ever saw her body, so I dont know what she looked like. But she had a lovely wet clambucket.

The internet is wrong and so am I.

...and your credit card details it would seem.

 

[Goat]

It was for FREE!!!! And I dont own a credit/debit card.

 

[chicoazul]

Sure thing mate.

What did it show up as on your bill?

 

[Goat]

TheWetClamBucket.com

 

[Blue Ray]

Ive just met a girly through an online chat/date thingo and she is seriously the woman who was meant to bear my seed, fix my socks and run baths for me after football and Ive been chatting to her for 6 hours

Every single box has been ticked with this woman. Physically, mentally and sexually, she's like Jeannie Stienman to my Jerry Seinfeld, Martin to my Louis.

Ive got a crush on her and she has one on me.

The stars have collided.

The heavens have opened.

Any advice forumites?

Best watch you dont get your botty burgled by some gorilla from Brighton mate.

 

[Goat]

Best watch you dont get your botty burgled by some gorilla from Brighton mate.

Do you have his email address?

 

[Blue Ray]

Do you have his email address?

bangyoustupid@midnight.com

 

[heatmeiser]

I knew a lad that said he met a girl online for a night of passion.

He got really drunk a few weeks later and admitted that he actually chose her from NorthernAngels agency.

She turned up with her husband (who waited outside) and was a real munter. Saw her profile and even the best photos she could muster up still showed a lack of teeth.

He purposely chose the ugliest one because "they are dirtier, they try harder and that".

 

[TX Tiburon]

I, for one, am pulling for you. Good luck Agent McBain. If this works out will this impact your posting volumn on the fit birds thread? Say it ain't so.

 

[Bundy]

Wanna bum?

not really

 

[Goat]

not really

Not really, its hardly a no. Something to work on.

 

[Bundy]

Not really, its hardly a no. Something to work on.

I couldn't put just 'no' cause it complained the post was too short. You can take that as a no, sorry to dissappoint you and all, we can still be friends but not that way.

 

[Goat]

You could have put No........

I cant believe you would trifle with my emotions in that way, heartless.