How big's your turkey and what you doing with it?

[chrismpw]

My turkey is Everton.

I'm going to carry on loving it in hope and being let down by it with reality, in equal measure until my heart ices over.

 

[kev]

I'm making a lot Seitan roast

That's just weird.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

No Turkey for us this year, some scally, called Fat Sam, jumped over our garden wall and nicked it from the kitchen.

Apologies for that, fella.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Turkey isn't my favourite meat.

I usually do a goose and a ham and the obligatory veggie option unless the family request different.

This year I'll be having a few of my favourite Thai dishes. Probably salt baked snapper, curry crab and whatever else everyone else orders for the table.

I'm still going to have Ferrero rocher on Christmas morning though as soon as I wake up, God bless 7/11, they sell everything.

 

[bluerobert]

Turkey isn't my favourite meat.

I usually do a goose and a ham and the obligatory veggie option unless the family request different.

This year I'll be having a few of my favourite Thai dishes. Probably salt baked snapper, curry crab and whatever else everyone else orders for the table.

I'm still going to have Ferrero rocher on Christmas morning though as soon as I wake up, God bless 7/11, they sell everything.

Do they still do those steamed pork buns from the little cabinet by the tills? A pork bun and a big gulp is the Christmas morning breakfast of champions

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Do they still do those steamed pork buns from the little cabinet by the tills? A pork bun and a big gulp is the Christmas morning breakfast of champions

Haha yeah they still have the baos and those rotating hot dogs which I haven't even been brave enough to try yet.

I went to a restaurant and had something called bovine heart tube and fried duck lips but I'm not brave enough for a supermarket hotdog. And ducks don't even have lips. I pointed this out to the waitress but she had a cute smile and so I obviously had to order them and fall in love for the 5th time this week.

 

[bluerobert]

Haha yeah they still have the baos and those rotating hot dogs which I haven't even been brave enough to try yet.

I went to a restaurant and had something called bovine heart tube and fried duck lips but I'm not brave enough for a supermarket hotdog. And ducks don't even have lips. I pointed this out to the waitress but she had a cute smile and so I obviously had to order them and fall in love for the 5th time this week.

Hahaha, a group of mates used to go out there every year or 2. On a time they took a first timer the first night out one of the seasoned lads told him first night, be careful don’t fall in love. That night the lad who’d warned him met his wife.

Mate so long as you don’t drink the rice spirit they sell That the fishermen drink whatever doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger. But that spirit will actually kill you, a group
Of girls I met out there’s friend died after a bottle of the stuff from alcohol poisoning. Stay safe pal

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Hahaha, a group of mates used to go out there every year or 2. On a time they took a first timer the first night out one of the seasoned lads told him first night, be careful don’t fall in love. That night the lad who’d warned him met his wife.

Mate so long as you don’t drink the rice spirit they sell That the fishermen drink whatever doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger. But that spirit will actually kill you, a group
Of girls I met out there’s friend died after a bottle of the stuff from alcohol poisoning. Stay safe pal

Well I almost bought a bottle of gasoline first week in Phangan thinking it was whisky.

Now I'm a little older and even less wiser it seems.

My inner voice appears to be trying to kill me.

 

[bluerobert]

Well I almost bought a bottle of gasoline first week in Phangan thinking it was whisky.

Now I'm a little older and even less wiser it seems.

My inner voice appears to be trying to kill me.

So long as you have a Chang vest, some Mui Thai shorts, some blag flip flops and a bottle of M150 you’ll be ok my friend

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

So long as you have a Chang vest, some Mui Thai shorts, some blag flip flops and a bottle of M150 you’ll be ok my friend

That M150 is brutal, I didn't sleep for about 2 days after drinking blag red bull and vodka all night ha.

Chang vests - check

Blag flip flops - check

M150 - check and check mate

I raise your muai Thai shorts and raise you a couple pairs of elephant pants though.

 

[carlos21]

That M150 is brutal, I didn't sleep for about 2 days after drinking blag red bull and vodka all night ha.

Chang vests - check

Blag flip flops - check

M150 - check and check mate

I raise your muai Thai shorts and raise you a couple pairs of elephant pants though.

Hi mate.

 

[Dario Terracotta]

Oooooooohhhhhh Matronlollollol

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Hi mate.

Hey Carlos, you good today mate?

 

[bluerobert]

That M150 is brutal, I didn't sleep for about 2 days after drinking blag red bull and vodka all night ha.

Chang vests - check

Blag flip flops - check

M150 - check and check mate

I raise your muai Thai shorts and raise you a couple pairs of elephant pants though.

You sir have played this game before. I wanted to say Birkenstock’s but the snob in me made me say generic blag flip flops.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

You sir have played this game before. I wanted to say Birkenstock’s but the snob in me made me say generic blag flip flops.

Haha blag Havaianas flip flops are my footwear of choice. I wear trainers every few days then fall in a puddle and the wait for them to dry begins again, the circle of life.

I've noticed a trend for London lads to wear sandals with white ankle sports socks pulled right up. @Yid4life can you comment on this aborration or is it only on tour when your boys act this way?