How big's your turkey and what you doing with it?

[carlos21]

Hey Carlos, you good today mate?

Yes I am good today buddy.

 

[Yid4life]

I haven't really noticed it, I thought that was more of a sports 'jock' type thing that is prevalent in the U.S.

@Diogenes the Cynic

 

[Frang]

Hahaha, a group of mates used to go out there every year or 2. On a time they took a first timer the first night out one of the seasoned lads told him first night, be careful don’t fall in love. That night the lad who’d warned him met his wife.

Mate so long as you don’t drink the rice spirit they sell That the fishermen drink whatever doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger. But that spirit will actually kill you, a group
Of girls I met out there’s friend died after a bottle of the stuff from alcohol poisoning. Stay safe pal

Lao cao that is.

We've got a three bird roast this year chicken turkey and pork

 

[Woolverhampton_Blue]

Lao cao that is.

We've got a three bird roast this year chicken turkey and pork

So pigs really can fly?

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Lao cao that is.

We've got a three bird roast this year chicken turkey and pork

FFS!!

 

[kev]

Roast flamingo again this year with reindeer liver gravy.
Lovely

 

[Frang]

Roast flamingo again this year with reindeer liver gravy.
Lovely

Just ordered a dodo bird..

Their eggs are cracking too

 

[Jamiednm]

None of your business.

 

[Buckers]

None of your business.

Charming. I only wondered how big your Mrs is and what type of stuff she is into, not that big a deal.

Vegetarian haggis for stuffing anyone?

 

[liamefc91]

12-14 pound turkey, 50 pigs in blanket from the local butcher

 

[Bungle]

Charming. I only wondered how big your Mrs is and what type of stuff she is into, not that big a deal.

Vegetarian haggis for stuffing anyone?

A number of us could have answered this for you.

 

[COYBL25]

A number of us could have answered this for you.

A select few would`ve provided photos for a small fee.

 

[Joey66]

A select few would`ve provided photos for a small fee.

Says the poster who can't open an e card -
Just unlock the padlock on the left of your browser to let it play in flash player....... ludite
My turkey crown is from Tesco one that does not need defrosting bang it straight in oven ...

 

[COYBL25]

Says the poster who can't open an e card -
Just unlock the padlock on the left of your browser to let it play in flash player....... ludite
My turkey crown is from Tesco one that does not need defrosting bang it straight in oven ...

Now, now Joey.

I don`t have the software to open it.

You`re needed in the EU thread, there have been developments.

 

[evertonandchelmsford]

I'm banned from the kitchen during the preparation and cooking! My job is to look after the dogs and make sure the guests have their drinks full!

Not sure on the turkey size but we've got 15 at my parents, 12 adults & 3 kids