How do we get our Everton back .

[T28ColdBlowLion]

* unspilled tears not unskilled

 

[Eggsyblueskin]

Play the National Anthem each time Everton score a goal, stand up straight with chest puffed out, stare proudly and stoically (not with homicidal maniac stare but with a sort of “I’ve finally landed the woman of my absolute dreams gaze” looking upwards to the heavens symmetrically between each stand, allow lip to quiver very slightly but with a controlled stiff upper lip, right arm across chest with open hand flat across heart and allow eyes just that little bit of healthy unskilled tears which best denotes your love and passion for your beloved toffees, with everlasting thanks to your forbears for n o t b e I n g l i v e r p o o l RS

I’ll give the national dirge a swerve if you don’t mind lad.

 

[T28ColdBlowLion]

I’ll give the national dirge a swerve if you don’t mind lad.

Noted with curiosity ?

 

[T28ColdBlowLion]

Did anyone suggest hiring a Tory manager who beat us in our only final for 27 years?

I saw a Tory today. Strange beast

 

[tommye]

the Eagle & Child (no longer there) was a boss eatery and a place for hard to get stuff mate.

May I recommend The Old Bank as a current modern equivalent.

Lovely place with a banging atmosphere, shoot in there for one

 

[tommye]

I’ll give the national dirge a swerve if you don’t mind lad.

*rams knitting needles into ears

 

[tommye]

Noted with curiosity ?

Throw me on that list too. Horrendous wailing dirge.
Get that, Her Maj and all the associated guff in a 'kin big bin

 

[4737carlin]

Did anyone suggest hiring a Tory manager who beat us in our only final for 27 years?

Least the Tory party colour is blue, so there not all bad.

 

[chicoazul]

Least the Tory party colour is blue, so there not all bad.

Up the reds!

 

[tommye]

Least the Tory party colour is blue, so there not all bad.

*they're


And yes, yes they are.


Vile creatures.
Yes, even you Pete.

 

[Carlito]

Nothing to be done now.

Just ride the Kali Yuga.

 

[The binman chronicles]

Ban the team. Keep the fans.

Ban both.

 

[tommye]

Ban both.

Liquidate the club.
Liquidise the fans.


Everton. Done.

 

[bonsc]

We need a manager we can all get behind someone who name we can sing someone who will lead us from the front and where going the game or watching us is exciting again

 

[The binman chronicles]

Liquidate the club.
Liquidise the fans.


Everton. Done.

Our new motto. Stick a fork in it, it's done.