Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
The Unobstructed View
Both those things happen on my street. Kid fell out of a tree a few weeks ago and broke both arms and a leg. Had to have the air ambulance take him to hospital.
I have to dodge a football or a kid on my way home most nights, too.
Back in the day he'd have ridden his bike home and when his dar got in from work he'd take him in the car (after giving him a thrashin) then they'd wait for hours cos the x ray man had gone home and then some more hours cos the plaster man had gone home.