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How many sexual partners have you had?

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I think you're still allowed to have sex.

Five. I've been with the same person for six years, though, so I'm okay with it. If the question was "how many fatties have noshed your bone in that little alley behind the Blue Angel" then the answer would be different.
 
I think you're still allowed to have sex.

Five. I've been with the same person for six years, though, so I'm okay with it. If the question was "how many fatties have noshed your bone in that little alley behind the Blue Angel" then the answer would be different.

Hahaha.

+ Rep for ANY Blue Angel reference.
 

I think you're still allowed to have sex.

Five. I've been with the same person for six years, though, so I'm okay with it. If the question was "how many fatties have noshed your bone in that little alley behind the Blue Angel" then the answer would be different.

In that case 13 men and 3 women.
 
Does it improve my miserly count that my three sexual partners where all very attractive girls?

Never game for a drunk sh*g with a fat bird, tbh.
 

fancy shagging 3 different people whilst on your period. Filth!

There's another thread in itself! Who's ever done it whilst the bird was on her period? I've never done it but one night I did get so drunk and said to my gf at the time '**** it lets do it anyway' but she was like ew no and I was like ffs but promptly fell asleep.
 
There's another thread in itself! Who's ever done it whilst the bird was on her period? I've never done it but one night I did get so drunk and said to my gf at the time '**** it lets do it anyway' but she was like ew no and I was like ffs but promptly fell asleep.

I've done it once or twice. It's a bit messy but if you're horny it's better than no sex.
 
English -- a fair few when I was in school/Uni
Welsh -- 2 One when I was 15 and another when I was doing my alevels--she looked like cat deeley.
Scottish -- 1 in Cambridge, she was in the army
French -- I think 4 but may have been more -- had some crazy parties in paris/la rochelle back in the day including a 4 some when i was 18 when a mate and me went on a birthday trip....both got stoned on moroccan black and were screamed at by 2 manc chicks to go for a drink with them -- after those creatures we stuck to french.
German --3 off the top of my head, all in hamburg
Finnish -- 6, 4 in tampere and 2 on a cruise ship
Swedish --2 on the above cruise ship
Russian -- 1 on the same cruise ship
Spanish -- 2 i think
Peruvian --1 in cambridge
Colombian --3 in Tokyo
Brazilian/Japanese mixed -- 6+ in Tokyo
French japanese -- 1 in tokyo
Nigerian --2 (one who pretty much raped me and another in Singapore)
OZ -- 2 / Kiwi /2 -- 1 of each in Magaluf and the other 2 in sydney,

Thai / Japanese/Mongolian/Vietnamese/Filipina/ Chinese/Taiwanese/indonesian,malay etc etc..


That's off the top of my head.....

If we're talking about most 'exotic' I don't think anyone can beat a one night stand with a Japanese-Iraq mixed 24 year old belly dancer.


EDIT -- Did a Korean in tokyo as well, booked a ''love hotel'' and did some mischief in a jacuzzi there. Next day she gave me her photo and asked me if i would think about having children with her.....never did see her again.

Zat I love you. You're our modern day version of Leisure Suit Larry.
 
I've done it once or twice. It's a bit messy but if you're horny it's better than no sex.

Thing that put me off was my first girlfriend years ago. I was in the shower and I got a knock on the bathroom door saying Nik let me in. I thought 'oh sound I'm going to get some filthy shower sex'. Opened the door and she's got blood all over her hands. My first thought was '****, you've killed my parents and now you're going to kill me' but it turns out she'd just had a really really heavy flow that night. ****ing blood everywhere. Horrifying. Once I'd settled down and began to trust she wasn't going to murder me I began to think something maybe seriously wrong but it turns out it was just the way she was sleeping. She'd filled up like a tank.

FML.
 

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