How many sexual partners have you had?

[Blue 1]

There's another thread in itself! Who's ever done it whilst the bird was on her period? I've never done it but one night I did get so drunk and said to my gf at the time '**** it lets do it anyway' but she was like ew no and I was like ffs but promptly fell asleep.

As they say in Israel: A good sailor knows how to cross the red sea.

 

[bluebottle]

As they say in Israel: A good sailor knows how to cross the red sea.

I'd imagine that's the least of Israels problems though.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Thing that put me off was my first girlfriend years ago. I was in the shower and I got a knock on the bathroom door saying Nik let me in. I thought 'oh sound I'm going to get some filthy shower sex'. Opened the door and she's got blood all over her hands. My first thought was '****, you've killed my parents and now you're going to kill me' but it turns out she'd just had a really really heavy flow that night. ****ing blood everywhere. Horrifying. Once I'd settled down and began to trust she wasn't going to murder me I began to think something maybe seriously wrong but it turns out it was just the way she was sleeping. She'd filled up like a tank.

FML.

Hahaha.

The first time I saw a puddle of blood on my midriff and smeared on my bellend I had possibly the most horrifying 5 seconds of my life. She had only just come on so we didn't realise at first what had happened.

Scary.

 

[EFCNIK]

Hahaha.

The first time I saw a puddle of blood on my midriff and smeared on my bellend I had possibly the most horrifying 5 seconds of my life. She had only just come on so we didn't realise at first what had happened.

Scary.

Scary times indeed. I didn't realise they bled so much! I thought it was just a little trickle. Oh how wrong I was.

Girls are rank.

 

[Blue 1]

I'd imagine that's the least of Israels problems though.

I just heard the expression off an Israeli friend of mine.

 

[AndyGray]

Hahaha.

The first time I saw a puddle of blood on my midriff and smeared on my bellend I had possibly the most horrifying 5 seconds of my life. She had only just come on so we didn't realise at first what had happened.

Scary.

I once was with this girl called Helga - she was quite tall I remember - doing her in a friends room (while he was with another girl at her place). She's on top and suddenly looks in pain, and it feels qiute odd down there. I look down and there's a lot of blood, but I'm thinking: "must be her period". It wasn't. Something got ruptured inside her, and as it was obviously close to some major blood vessel she was litterally pumping out blood. Had to call an ambulance, and she was hospitilised. My friends bed looked like I had slaughtered a couple of sheep with a blunt knife... Never saw Helga again...

 

[Baines' left foot]

Scary times indeed. I didn't realise they bled so much! I thought it was just a little trickle. Oh how wrong I was.

Girls are rank.

Indeed, see below for proof.

I once was with this girl called Helga - she was quite tall I remember - doing her in a friends room (while he was with another girl at her place). She's on top and suddenly looks in pain, and it feels qiute odd down there. I look down and there's a lot of blood, but I'm thinking: "must be her period". It wasn't. Something got ruptured inside her, and as it was obviously close to some major blood vessel she was litterally pumping out blood. Had to call an ambulance, and she was hospitilised. My friends bed looked like I had slaughtered a couple of sheep with a blunt knife... Never saw Helga again...

FYL, FHL, FYM'SL!

 

[EFCNIK]

I once was with this girl called Helga - she was quite tall I remember - doing her in a friends room (while he was with another girl at her place). She's on top and suddenly looks in pain, and it feels qiute odd down there. I look down and there's a lot of blood, but I'm thinking: "must be her period". It wasn't. Something got ruptured inside her, and as it was obviously close to some major blood vessel she was litterally pumping out blood. Had to call an ambulance, and she was hospitilised. My friends bed looked like I had slaughtered a couple of sheep with a blunt knife... Never saw Helga again...

Jesus christ.

Did you go the hospital with her? Like was she ok?

 

[bluebottle]

Did you feel manly for having sexed her so much she burst blood vessels?

 

[Summerskin]

Seriously, many a woman has tried to explain why/what/where happens when they're on their period.

I shoot them down at the first opportunity, ignorance is bliss.

It's tantamount to blokes openly discussing the age old profession of scraping smegma from your hood, ffs...

 

[AndyGray]

Jesus christ.

Did you go the hospital with her? Like was she ok?

Didn't go with her (she didn't want me to), but learned from my friend (who's girl was friends with said Helga) that she was ok some time later (this was before mobile phones and Facebook).

In a sick kind of way it made me feel quite manly, I hate to admit.

 

[AndyGray]

Did you feel manly for having sexed her so much she burst blood vessels?

I managed to answer that before I read your post

 

[EFCNIK]

Seriously, many a woman has tried to explain why/what/where happens when they're on their period.

I shoot them down at the first opportunity, ignorance is bliss.

It's tantamount to blokes openly discussing the age old profession of scraping smegma from your hood, ffs...

Lolz. I'm so happy I don't have a foreskin ffs. They are utterly foul.

 

[bluebottle]

Like a tiny part of you feel like you'd slain a mighty beast?

 

[Summerskin]

In a sick kind of way it made me feel quite manly, I hate to admit.

Too right son, your obviously huge raft must've made quite the impression on her f*cking liver or something...