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Keep your hood down whatever the weather and you'll be in touch with the birds.

Never met a bird who checked if it was a convertible or a Roadster before they jumped in.
 
Cena_is_an_Evertonian said:
This is gonna sound arrogant on LeBlacCoq levels, but i'm boss at it, yet I still got moaned at for having foreskin
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You're fine the way you are Cena, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise x

But I am happy I got mine done at an early age (I had a tight foreskin when I was a kid so I had to have it off). It is cleaner and like you say it feels better for birds (apparently). I just think it looks better. I can't watch porn where the guy has a forekskin and he pulls it back when he's getting noshed. Rank.
 
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I'm pretty sure that, as long as a penis isn't really small or funny looking, they tend to not give a ****.

Maybe circumsized blokes have been told for so long that clipped dicks are better, so they are so confident in their tackle that they just punish birds?
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Honestly mate, birds prefer them clipped, I wish I was wrong I really do
 

EFCNIK said:
You're fine the way you are Cena, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise x

But I am happy I got mine done at an early age (I had a tight foreskin when I was a kid so I had to have it off). It is cleaner and like you say it feels better for birds (apparently). I just think it looks better. I can't watch porn where the guy has a forekskin and he pulls it back when he's getting noshed. Rank.
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You notice some strange things when you watch porn mate
 

All this talk of periodical stuff brought back a memory from ca. 20 years ago.

Met two girls when I was on vacation and got the number from one of them (Sarah). Then a few weeks later i got tickets to the opening night of a new show and called to ask if they wanted to go - they did and afterwards we went to a bar with some of the staff. These girls were araound 19 and well impressed, and even more when we were asked to a private party with some of the staff (whom I knew).

Both wanted to get in the limo that I got in, but as we all went in 3 or 4 cars at the same time, and some were crowded, I ended up with the girl I fancied the least. I think she might have had an idea about her being in second spot, because she was not holding anything back, and I started banging her in the back seat. The driver wasn't too happy about that and let us off in a park close to our destination. While I was about to finish the job (and still in her) a guy walking his dog comes between the bushes with a flashlight and starts complaining about the situation... So we pull up our pants and go to the party, arriving fashionable late. Sarah comes over to me and wants a chat: she "knows" I've been messing with her friend (but obviously belives that means kissing in a limo), but is willing to forgive... We go to some sort of storage room an sit on the floor to talk about it. I don't have a lot to say (and I'm a bit drunk too), so I just offer my apologies and state that she's the one I'm really attracted to, but I'd thought she didn't want me and settled for second best. We kissed a bit, and she the gave me some head, which was good, but awkward as I was in her friend less than 30 min ago. This time I was able to finnish the act, but chose to get straight in a cab, as I didn't fancy facing both of them together. Never heard from either of them, surprisingly...
 
AndyGray said:
All this talk of periodical stuff brought back a memory from ca. 20 years ago.

Met two girls when I was on vacation and got the number from one of them (Sarah). Then a few weeks later i got tickets to the opening night of a new show and called to ask if they wanted to go - they did and afterwards we went to a bar with some of the staff. These girls were araound 19 and well impressed, and even more when we were asked to a private party with some of the staff (whom I knew).

Both wanted to get in the limo that I got in, but as we all went in 3 or 4 cars at the same time, and some were crowded, I ended up with the girl I fancied the least. I think she might have had an idea about her being in second spot, because she was not holding anything back, and I started banging her in the back seat. The driver wasn't too happy about that and let us off in a park close to our destination. While I was about to finish the job (and still in her) a guy walking his dog comes between the bushes with a flashlight and starts complaining about the situation... So we pull up our pants and go to the party, arriving fashionable late. Sarah comes over to me and wants a chat: she "knows" I've been messing with her friend (but obviously belives that means kissing in a limo), but is willing to forgive... We go to some sort of storage room an sit on the floor to talk about it. I don't have a lot to say (and I'm a bit drunk too), so I just offer my apologies and state that she's the one I'm really attracted to, but I'd thought she didn't want me and settled for second best. We kissed a bit, and she the gave me some head, which was good, but awkward as I was in her friend less than 30 min ago. This time I was able to finnish the act, but chose to get straight in a cab, as I didn't fancy facing both of them together. Never heard from either of them, surprisingly...
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Hahaha excellent work. I hope she could taste her friend when she was noshing you.
 

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