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How many sexual partners have you had?

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Glad i'm not the only one on low numbers! I'm on 5, i'm quite picky and at times shy which doesn't help, i won't bang no fatties or scruffs like.

I lost my virginity in the classiest of ways, at a party at some mansion somewhere by Southport, i started speaking to this girl who was dead quiet and quickly found out she was my type of girl, spent the evening necking cans until the girl's parents who owned the mansion unexpectantly came home and we all had to scatter, i grabbed the girl i'd been chatting up and ran into the garden.

Once we were outside we realised we were trapped in the garden so we got in the shed, lucky for us there was loads of ale and a ten man tent, i grabbed two crates and some wine, she got the tent and we jumped the fence and started running through gardens laughing our tits off, eventually after some more garden grand nationals we ended up on a road near to the beach, since i couldn't get back to Liverpool with it being about 1am i declared i was staying on the beach in my new tent and that she should stay with me incase i get raped by seamonsters.

We pitched the tent which was bloody hard thanks to the wind and silly amounts of drink we had and then went for a romantic walk down the beach, when we got back to the tent it was freezing so we were all snuggled up drinking wine and talking ****e, i was in love with this stranger and i decided to stop being a [Poor language removed] and try to end the night properly, so we start kissing and stuff and i could sense we both wanted bang so i pulled me shirt off like they do in the films and then started undressing her, i got stuck on the bra so i asked her to take it off whilst i untangle my penis, next thing you know she's sucking me off like something possesed, in my head i was thinking 'oh dear god what am i doing this is amazing' and then i went in for the kill.

After what seemed like 5 minutes trying to find the right hole it was in and i was going for it, i expected it all to be over in secconds Jim from American Pie style but managed to go for quite a while. We got woken up the next day by some curious arl fella walking his dog, bet he was shocked when he saw two rough looking hungover naked teens, and that GOT is how i became a man.
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I think I've seen that movie.

Only joking, excellent story.
 
I once did the alpha course as I heard all the women on there were gaggin for it..it was well worth it.....I slotted 4 of them

Alleluhiah!
 
i became a man with a girl called Pam from buxton. i knew she was a goer so i whispered a few nice words in her ear aand 20mins later we were going hammer and tongs in my bedroom while my parents were out. i thought i was amazing (probably not) She was 16 and in the 5th year of school, i was 14, happy times
 

Jamo Martinez said:
Took me sooo long to get started. 20 years old (yeah I know. I'm no Jdawg)
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Here's the thing...I was a late bloomer. I didn't technically lose my virginity (penetration) until I was 19/20 either. No shame in that. Girls scared the daylights out of me when I was younger. I just got tired of being scared and not knowing what to do.
 
Pfft i ain't answering that.30 something at last count ....iv been with my wife for 11 years tho
 
soon as i started banging the jack hammer i took an interest in girls and went all out to get someone naked. havent looked back since. My motto (famous naval one) "if it moves- [Poor language removed] it, if it doesnt move- [Poor language removed] it till it does"
 

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