what does that make the owner??
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what does that make the owner??
johnnydawg68
Chairperson, People's Front of Saint Domingo
No, it all counts, considering our LBTG and female members. And Chico.
So you don't think Lesbian sex, (scissoring, 69s etc) is sex at all? In your mind a lesbian is a virgin?
johnnydawg68
Chairperson, People's Front of Saint Domingo
I'll allow it.
thebluefox
Player Valuation: £50m
my scotty has dun more chocy moosing than 90 per cent on this site ,and hes only 4
How many snowballs lad?
EFCNIK
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Hayee
Player Valuation: £40m
frigid.
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Player Valuation: £30m
Glad i'm not the only one on low numbers! I'm on 5, i'm quite picky and at times shy which doesn't help, i won't bang no fatties or scruffs like.
I lost my virginity in the classiest of ways, at a party at some mansion somewhere by Southport, i started speaking to this girl who was dead quiet and quickly found out she was my type of girl, spent the evening necking cans until the girl's parents who owned the mansion unexpectantly came home and we all had to scatter, i grabbed the girl i'd been chatting up and ran into the garden.
Once we were outside we realised we were trapped in the garden so we got in the shed, lucky for us there was loads of ale and a ten man tent, i grabbed two crates and some wine, she got the tent and we jumped the fence and started running through gardens laughing our tits off, eventually after some more garden grand nationals we ended up on a road near to the beach, since i couldn't get back to Liverpool with it being about 1am i declared i was staying on the beach in my new tent and that she should stay with me incase i get raped by seamonsters.
We pitched the tent which was bloody hard thanks to the wind and silly amounts of drink we had and then went for a romantic walk down the beach, when we got back to the tent it was freezing so we were all snuggled up drinking wine and talking ****e, i was in love with this stranger and i decided to stop being a [Poor language removed] and try to end the night properly, so we start kissing and stuff and i could sense we both wanted bang so i pulled me shirt off like they do in the films and then started undressing her, i got stuck on the bra so i asked her to take it off whilst i untangle my penis, next thing you know she's sucking me off like something possesed, in my head i was thinking 'oh dear god what am i doing this is amazing' and then i went in for the kill.
After what seemed like 5 minutes trying to find the right hole it was in and i was going for it, i expected it all to be over in secconds Jim from American Pie style but managed to go for quite a while. We got woken up the next day by some curious arl fella walking his dog, bet he was shocked when he saw two rough looking hungover naked teens, and that GOT is how i became a man.
I lost my virginity in the classiest of ways, at a party at some mansion somewhere by Southport, i started speaking to this girl who was dead quiet and quickly found out she was my type of girl, spent the evening necking cans until the girl's parents who owned the mansion unexpectantly came home and we all had to scatter, i grabbed the girl i'd been chatting up and ran into the garden.
Once we were outside we realised we were trapped in the garden so we got in the shed, lucky for us there was loads of ale and a ten man tent, i grabbed two crates and some wine, she got the tent and we jumped the fence and started running through gardens laughing our tits off, eventually after some more garden grand nationals we ended up on a road near to the beach, since i couldn't get back to Liverpool with it being about 1am i declared i was staying on the beach in my new tent and that she should stay with me incase i get raped by seamonsters.
We pitched the tent which was bloody hard thanks to the wind and silly amounts of drink we had and then went for a romantic walk down the beach, when we got back to the tent it was freezing so we were all snuggled up drinking wine and talking ****e, i was in love with this stranger and i decided to stop being a [Poor language removed] and try to end the night properly, so we start kissing and stuff and i could sense we both wanted bang so i pulled me shirt off like they do in the films and then started undressing her, i got stuck on the bra so i asked her to take it off whilst i untangle my penis, next thing you know she's sucking me off like something possesed, in my head i was thinking 'oh dear god what am i doing this is amazing' and then i went in for the kill.
After what seemed like 5 minutes trying to find the right hole it was in and i was going for it, i expected it all to be over in secconds Jim from American Pie style but managed to go for quite a while. We got woken up the next day by some curious arl fella walking his dog, bet he was shocked when he saw two rough looking hungover naked teens, and that GOT is how i became a man.
Jamo Martinez
Player Valuation: £70m
10. 5 of whom I'd gladly repeat with
Took me sooo long to get started. 20 years old (yeah I know. I'm no Jdawg). I was just getting into my stride when I met my wife and fell in love. And that was the end of that. True story.
First time was with a fat, ugly, non to clever girl (god bless her). Her one attractive feature was that she wanted me. She was buying me drinks and giving me ciggies in the pub ffs. I'd only gone out to play pool with my mate. But I was a 20 year old vigin. I'd always had dreams of a mrs Robinson type sketch so even then I wasn't too convinced. But my mate egged me on with a '' go on, break your duck''. Didn't have my own place so ended up back at my sister's flat on the living room floor. Emptied my spuds and got the fcuk out of there.
And they say romance is dead
Took me sooo long to get started. 20 years old (yeah I know. I'm no Jdawg). I was just getting into my stride when I met my wife and fell in love. And that was the end of that. True story.
First time was with a fat, ugly, non to clever girl (god bless her). Her one attractive feature was that she wanted me. She was buying me drinks and giving me ciggies in the pub ffs. I'd only gone out to play pool with my mate. But I was a 20 year old vigin. I'd always had dreams of a mrs Robinson type sketch so even then I wasn't too convinced. But my mate egged me on with a '' go on, break your duck''. Didn't have my own place so ended up back at my sister's flat on the living room floor. Emptied my spuds and got the fcuk out of there.
And they say romance is dead
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