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Nah I mean an actual girl with tits rubbing my shaft.
My first time was when I was 13 and the girl was the cousin of ex QPR and Wales goalkeeper Tony Roberts...... cut a long story short she was late and was convinced she was pregnant so she went to confide in her cousin Donna, who was Tony's sister. I have lasting memories of Tony chastising me and telling me I would never be a pro footballer if this was how I behaved...... roll forward many years and he was sacked as QPR coach for alleged indiscretions with John Gregory's wife I believe. Feckin Hypocrite.
I have no idea.
I joined the forces at 17 and spent the next year or two slotting anything that moved.
This is not a brag however as 94% were pigs with knickers.
Nah I mean an actual girl with tits rubbing my shaft.
Surely thats a tit wank... all different ball game to a hand job.Nah I mean an actual girl with tits rubbing my shaft.
I admire your dedication as Sauced Monk of St Internets.
Penetration lad!
Surely thats a tit wank... all different ball game to a hand job.
I phrased that wrong then. And I know handjobs are nothing, but its still technically a sex act, isn't it?
1 which is the wife, been with her since 16