God Benfrey
Player Valuation: £6m
Doesn't say much though does it
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He is surrounded by so-called top coaches, maybe they just can't get through to this bunch of idiots.
Blue Tumbleweed
Player Valuation: £500k
#1 Sack Lampard
#2 Bring in Nuno Espirito
#3 Revisit the Ancelotti files, play a flexible 442
Pickford (until we need to sell him)
L-R Godfrey/Vinagre, Branthwaite (Bring him back!), Mina\Tarkowski, Holgate\Patterson
Onana, Idrissa till Garner is fully fit
Gray, Iwobi
DCL\Simms, Simms\Maupay
Put Welch, Price, Warrington and Dobbin on the bench, along with our best older players who are fit. Introduce them slowly
Replace DBB with Marina Granovskaia, ditch Sharp offthe board, and give Kenwright a performance clause, I.e. financial and football targets, or he's gone.
#2 Bring in Nuno Espirito
#3 Revisit the Ancelotti files, play a flexible 442
Pickford (until we need to sell him)
L-R Godfrey/Vinagre, Branthwaite (Bring him back!), Mina\Tarkowski, Holgate\Patterson
Onana, Idrissa till Garner is fully fit
Gray, Iwobi
DCL\Simms, Simms\Maupay
Put Welch, Price, Warrington and Dobbin on the bench, along with our best older players who are fit. Introduce them slowly
Replace DBB with Marina Granovskaia, ditch Sharp offthe board, and give Kenwright a performance clause, I.e. financial and football targets, or he's gone.
Feels like we've played well in one match this season - Palace at home. Try and repeat that.
Blast_of_Cannock
Player Valuation: £10m
Write the players names on separate little pieces of paper. Put into a hat, then pull each name out, 1 by 1. "Ok, here goes. First name out is Onana. You're in goal. Next, we have Begovic. You take RB today Begs. Next Its Davies. CB for you lad." And just keep going, with CB, LB, DM etc. This will freshen the players up, and it's a nice little game of Bingo before each match.
lancs blue
Player Valuation: £35m
Electric shock treatment followed by firing pellets if they dont move quick enough
Should also keep the slackers in an isolation block constantly playing music with no light of day until they sort themselves out
Only if they meet the stringent criteria can they play
If they slip up back to square one
Should also keep the slackers in an isolation block constantly playing music with no light of day until they sort themselves out
Only if they meet the stringent criteria can they play
If they slip up back to square one
Get them back in Chang shirts, we've been crap since then lol
nooooooo
Mutzo Nutzo
Player Valuation: £70m
Make them do burpees . Loads and loads of burpees until they’re sick then make them do it all again.
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