I am Jock, AMA

[bluejock]

Jock, is it true what they say?

Yes. I'll email you a pic now x

 

[bluejock]

are you saying i`m a big enough [Poor language removed] to have a leaf blower? ..............i saw someone the other week blowing them out their drive and i thought "jock is the man to solve this" coz i couldnt figure what the [Poor language removed] the tool was doing it for.

I use a brush.

 

[zed]

hi jock, me again, you know those people who have been fined/jailed/be-headed etc for flicking their ciggie butts away or for not putting their lolly-ice sticks in the bin, well how come you can let off about 10,000 balloons into the atmosphere and still remain at large?

 

[bluejock]

It's a travesty. I hate balloons me, that bloody Branson swanning about in one everywhere infuriates me.

 

[bluebottle]

hi jock, me again, you know those people who have been fined/jailed/be-headed etc for flicking their ciggie butts away or for not putting their lolly-ice sticks in the bin, well how come you can let off about 10,000 balloons into the atmosphere and still remain at large?

Tbh, the government is to blame. This thing wouldnt happen if it wasnt for inflation.

 

[bluejock]

Tbh, the government is to blame. This thing wouldnt happen if it wasnt for inflation.

Oh, that's good.

 

[zed]

Tbh, the government is to blame. This thing wouldnt happen if it wasnt for inflation.

i see what you did there. youre a sharp one alrighto

 

[ijjysmith]

Hi Jock

Huge fan. Got all your literature and have your posters on my walls.

Anyway. I was just wondering out of interest who your least favourite GOT poster is?

Cheers in advance.

Your friend in time.

Marty McFl.....

Ij x

 

[bluejock]

Hi Jock

Huge fan. Got all your literature and have your posters on my walls.

Anyway. I was just wondering out of interest who your least favourite GOT poster is?

Cheers in advance.

Your friend in time.

Marty McFl.....

Ij x

My least favourite poster you say?

Well, you know who it is and I don't mind because I know he feels the same back.

Who knows, if we'd met in the real world we might've been really good mates. Funny what an internet forum can do to your perceptions eh?

 

[malfosse]

Dear Jock

If a couple had the surname of " Pharted ". Would they get done for cruelty if they christened their son " Hugh " ?

Do you think Samantha Janus should call her son Hugh.

 

[bluebottle]

My least favourite poster you say?

Well, you know who it is and I don't mind because I know he feels the same back.

Who knows, if we'd met in the real world we might've been really good mates. Funny what an internet forum can do to your perceptions eh?

can i ask who it is because i like you? (sounds a bit arse kissy sorry)

 

[malfosse]

Hi Jock, if it's not too much trouble could you please tell all your loyal subjects what Clan you are?

 

[Kurt.]

Dear Jockular..... I have been inspired reading the thread about the footy match the lads organised for themselves tonight,, obviously living so far away it's not possible for us to take part ,, but,,,,, do you reckon, with a bit of organisation and a bit of communication and a bit of willingness on lads behalfs...... we could get a football around Britain between us all ??? What I mean is, I live on Anglesey so could start off from here and pass it on like a relay baton to the next person along the line.... example being Rhyl or somewhere ,,, second person could then move it along to say queensferry way and so on and so on up to scotland and back down to the south coast and eventually back to me with each of us signing the ball ????? do you think we could make it happen and how long do you think it would take ??? thanks xx

 

[bluejock]

Hi Jock, if it's not too much trouble could you please tell all your loyal subjects what Clan you are?

I'm a Mackay.

 

[bluejock]

Dear Jockular..... I have been inspired reading the thread about the footy match the lads organised for themselves tonight,, obviously living so far away it's not possible for us to take part ,, but,,,,, do you reckon, with a bit of organisation and a bit of communication and a bit of willingness on lads behalfs...... we could get a football around Britain between us all ??? What I mean is, I live on Anglesey so could start off from here and pass it on like a relay baton to the next person along the line.... example being Rhyl or somewhere ,,, second person could then move it along to say queensferry way and so on and so on up to scotland and back down to the south coast and eventually back to me with each of us signing the ball ????? do you think we could make it happen and how long do you think it would take ??? thanks xx

I would be very up for this. I believe there's a book doing the rounds right now.