I am Jock, AMA

[McBain]

STOP BEATING AROUND THE BUSH AND TELL US WHATS UNDER YOUR KILT FFS

 

[ijjysmith]

Hi Jock,

Which Olympics was the best one?

This one just gone or the one in Australia a few years ago?

 

[bluejock]

mornin jock, when was the last `job` you had to cancel because the vibe wasnt right?

I never cancel a job my good man, although I have sometimes said there are certain things I won't do.

I was on a cable running job on the Thistle Alpha platform and it involved going through asbestos areas which I refused.

 

[bluejock]

STOP BEATING AROUND THE BUSH AND TELL US WHATS UNDER YOUR KILT FFS

I'm a true Scotsman.

 

[bluejock]

Hi Jock,

Which Olympics was the best one?

This one just gone or the one in Australia a few years ago?

Probably the one just gone as it's the first time I've been interested.

 

[bluejock]

Have Hearts any chance of sending the RS to an early exit from Europe?

No, unfortunately.

 

[zed]

did you run a numbers racket on the lower east side during the 1950s?

 

[Jamo Martinez]

May have been asked before but, what's your favourite alcoholic beverage? And while we're at it, your favourite non alcoholic beverage? Ah fcuk it, just do a fave 5 drinks.

 

[Degs62]

You have an onion, 2lbs of braising steak, a green tomato, 4lbs of potatoes and a radish, will you be able to make a scale model of the eiffel tower?

 

[zed]

hello uncle jock, in Schindlers List there is one thing in it thats in colour, what do you think Spielberg is trying to get across to us? also- how come chefs kecks are that checkered pattern? and my final question - whats the difference between an ointment a salve an unguent, some cream and a poultice?

 

[ijjysmith]

Jock


Jock dog

Jockers


JOCK


Why are you so ace?

Thanks

Ij x

 

[scratchnsurf]

I was thinking today we haven't had an AMA for a while. Other than your good self, do you know anyone whose name really is Jock?

 

[bluejock]

hello uncle jock, in Schindlers List there is one thing in it thats in colour, what do you think Spielberg is trying to get across to us? also- how come chefs kecks are that checkered pattern? and my final question - whats the difference between an ointment a salve an unguent, some cream and a poultice?

I think Spielberg was merely trying to show the world how clever he was. Instead, here's a picture of Schindler's lift.

Chefs kecks are like that because Formula 1 is the principle sport of the cheffing class and they like to salute this by homaging the chequered flag.

There is no difference, they are all completely useless in the world of modern medicine. You can cure whatever ails you with sawdust.

Jock


Jock dog

Jockers


JOCK


Why are you so ace?

Thanks

Ij x

Hi Ijjo.

Many thanks for the kinds words. Personally, I don't see myself as ace but if I had to surmise why others might think it, I'd say it's because I have a penchant for beards, I recognise Rocky IV as the best in the series, I'm not afraid to wear pink, I dress as a jungle cat and share my adventures with the group, I'm an aficionado of the Glory Of The Pig, I'm delightfully in proportion, and the merest hint of my accent would make a scouse bird's knickers fall off.

Hope this helps.

 

[bluejock]

I was thinking today we haven't had an AMA for a while. Other than your good self, do you know anyone whose name really is Jock?

My Grandad, John Mackay, from who I take one of my middle names, was known as Jock.

He was also known as Auld Jock, Grumpy or The Whisky Bat.

 

[ijjysmith]

Hi Ijjo.

Many thanks for the kinds words. Personally, I don't see myself as ace but if I had to surmise why others might think it, I'd say it's because I have a penchant for beards, I recognise Rocky IV as the best in the series, I'm not afraid to wear pink, I dress as a jungle cat and share my adventures with the group, I'm an aficionado of the Glory Of The Pig, I'm delightfully in proportion, and the merest hint of my accent would make a scouse bird's knickers fall off.

Hope this helps.

Is right.