If ‘The Bomb’ got dropped tomorrow

[Street end man]

I'd finally tell her that strictly come dancing bores the absolute tits off me, and that i only watch it so i can leave the scalextric set up in the dining room.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

I’d probably write a strong worded letter to someone

Dear Bill K,

I know you're not listening but...

 

[Rita_Poon]

Dear Bill K,

I know you're not listening but...

Dear manufacturers of Stihl tools...

 

[helpimonfire]

One of them dodgy Thai massage places.

 

[Kurt.]

I might post a pic on here of my fridge or my shed

 

[anton66]

Cancel my funeral plan.

 

[chrismpw]

I'd make a serious attempt to finish my whisky cabinet and empty the freezer, while chain smoking my cigar stash while listening to music at a volume that my ears need never recover from.

Then ....

I'd get into my old jag and blow the door from its exhaust and wear down it's tyres.

And cancel the milk.

Don't care what the missus would want to do - that's up to her. Priorities.

 

[Kurt.]

I'd make a serious attempt to finish my whisky cabinet and empty the freezer, while chain smoking my cigar stash while listening to music at a volume that my ears need never recover from.

Then ....

I'd get into my old jag and blow the door from its exhaust and wear down it's tyres.

And cancel the milk.

Don't care what the missus would want to do - that's up to her. Priorities.

You’d have a mask on outside, picking up bits of shrapnel ready to take home and weld into an overheard manifold sprocket

 

[Zed Car]

"I've never kicked a duck up the arse"

Or got a swan in a headlock

 

[Zezti]

Be relieved I don't need to be arsed about Everton anymore.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

I'd release the names of the clique....if there is/was one.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Sign up to the holy joes

 

[Zed Car]

Stick a fiver on the world ending in 24 hours in Paddy Power. Would make an absolute fortune with those odds

 

[arch stanton]

In the mrs if I was lucky enough

get in the queue

 

[Kurt.]

I’d unmask sniderman … and shock you all !!