If ‘The Bomb’ got dropped tomorrow

[Vintage]

I'd watch re-runs of the last 10mins of Everton v Bournemouth to convince myself being incinerated in a huge explosive fireball isn't actually all that bad

 

[anton66]

Dogging..
And buy viagra

Then bum the neighbour,
before he bums you.

 

[goldfinchmule]

Offer to take the mrs christmas shopping tomorrow.

 

[bluenorthwarrior]

Go to work, have my tea as normal*



*Just in case the bomb misses.

 

[chicoazul]

Blame Everton fans for Armageddon.

 

[RufusCat]

Blame Everton fans for Armageddon.

Would that mean another points deduction?

 

[Bluebonic]

I know bout 6 alcoholics who have been on the wagon for six years, so I’d box off a legendary bender in town with them all.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Then bum the neighbour,
before he bums you.

Page 5 before the bumming...standards dropping, or maybe bucket list ticked off?

 

[GoodisonRoadSupperBarWool]

Be made up I didn’t really see them rodents get to celebrate a league title properly

 

[magicjuan]

Posting in the 'show us your carnage' thread

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

Invent and create a bomb deflector.

You are welcome.

 

[Rita_Poon]

 

[GrandOldSte117]

I'd probably be in the Dyche thread explaining why he's the best manager for nuclear fallout

 

[Rita_Poon]

I'd probably be in the Dyche thread explaining why he's the best manager for nuclear fallout

Fallout : New Stadium.

 

[Jebus_lives]

Stock up on box wine, monster munch and air wick for the bunker.