If you were appointed manager tonight

[MikeH72]

Be a while til he notices given he’s staying. Away

Good. Extra smelly by the time he gets to it.

 

[good times bad times]

Panic

 

[Harryflashman]

Panic

Best answer in my humble opinion

 

[jinkyali]

If Frank got the bullet and you were immediately installed as the new manager , what would you do ? Limited , clearly very limited funds so who do you try and bring in ? How do you try , your best to put a sticking plaster over the rift until seasons end both on and off the field and how do you line up at the weekend ?

I can't believe I'm saying this but I would

- play vinagre or cancel loan and replace with Digne or Targett loan
- Offer for djed Spence on loan
- Drop Iwobi
- sign a forward any forward

 

[hktoffee]

Have a poo on Bill’s desk.

Or buy a lot of locks?

 

[Harryflashman]

I can't believe I'm saying this but I would

- play vinagre or cancel loan and replace with Digne or Targett loan
- Offer for djed Spence on loan
- Drop Iwobi
- sign a forward any forward

I think both of those left backs would make a huge difference as we are offering nothing on that side , Patterson was awful against brighton but has been better . A forward would make a huge difference but I think the current midfield doesn’t work as we just don’t create .

 

[trueblue84]

I'd get the CEO in a headlock and ask her to sign some players.

 

[Harryflashman]

I'd get the CEO in a headlock and ask her to sign some players.

That’s how we got in this mess in the first place

 

[Jokerdan]

Take the lads out for a chinese and / or karaoke night for team bonding. Tell them to enjoy themselves because tomorrow the hard work starts.

Then there's some sort of montage, everyone training, putting the graft in, sweating - few little funny mishaps thrown in for good measure, say like Tom Davies being lifted off his feet on a lat pulldown machine and all the lads trying to pull him back down.
All set to a soft rock 80s guitar anthem.

End of the montage and we are solid, carved out of stone and ready to go to war.

That's what I'd do anyway. Can't think why Frank hasn't thought of it.

And invite Martin Keown...to do a motivational 'presentation'

 

[Nyhus]

Id fail horrendously only to be hired as the new head coach of Belgium after getting the boot.

 

[Lobster Johnson]

Sign Mike Duff, Kim Kallstrom and Kennedy Bakirioglu for buttons.

 

[Rita_Poon]

 

[GBracey77]

get straight on Right Move order a new mansion, call Ferrari, order a couple of them, then order a 12 ft snooker table. all covered with me 5 year 20mill contract.
Then look at team sheet and go 'ooooh sh####!

 

[HappyJack]

Put DBB in a headlock…

 

[magicjuan]

You have something in the corner of your mouth...no, the other side