If you were appointed manager tonight

[ProZ]

If I was appointed it would not matter about transfers, I would actually coach the team with an identity, not like the current farce.

 

[vintage-toffees]

Start milking the cow

Everyone else for 2 decades had treated the club like a cash cow

Cant beat em join em

 

[Tree13]

Add Julius Aghahowa, Justin Georcelin and To Madeira for good measure.

And in the last minutes of the window, unveil Cherno Samba and Freddy Adu.

 

[Harryflashman]

If I was appointed it would not matter about transfers, I would actually coach the team with an identity, not like the current farce.

A coach you say , controversial

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

If Frank got the bullet and you were immediately installed as the new manager , what would you do ? Limited , clearly very limited funds so who do you try and bring in ? How do you try , your best to put a sticking plaster over the rift until seasons end both on and off the field and how do you line up at the weekend ?

Cry

 

[terryefc]

Sell Myko Tarkowski McNeil and Iwobi immediately.
Add in Holgate Godfrey and Davies.
None of these are good enough - indicative of the low standards we now set for our team.

 

[captainvindaloo]

I would immediately hire a psychiatrist, a lawyer and a body guard.

The psychiatrist to help me reconcile why I took on the job in the first place
The lawyer to wrangle my escape clause and payoff.
The body guard to protect me from headlock situations.

 

[Clarky cat]

Put a body in central midfield.

Bernie has been sold mate

 

[Dougie]

First thing I would do is think what would the Everton board do!!

 

[LostLegend]

Use the Finch Farm photocopiers to print out hundreds of pictures of my own arse so I could hand deliver them to any blert on here who dared to doubt me.

 

[overkill]

Once done panicking I would

- keep 5 at the back
- drop Myko and play McNeil there
- play way more direct, no passing around the back just high tempo get ball forward, go long were not good enough to play though teams.
Options for going long are gray over the top, or aim for DCL.
- stop all outswinging corners
- in games when the game is pretty much lost, instruct team to play dirty and just generally try to hurt the opposition, screw other teams if there going to beat us then some of Thier players are getting hurt.

 

[ClausThomsen]

Get an 8 year deal not only for me but a few mates my essential backroom staff.
Give it a few weeks and then all line up outside the chairman's office giddy with excitement for our pay-offs.

Straight from the Pardew playbook.

 

[MACCA75]

3 priorities - Tempo, tempo and tempo.

Honestly would have hooked 2 players off at the 10 minute mark yesterday as we were strolling around like a testimonial.

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

If Frank got the bullet and you were immediately installed as the new manager , what would you do ? Limited , clearly very limited funds so who do you try and bring in ? How do you try , your best to put a sticking plaster over the rift until seasons end both on and off the field and how do you line up at the weekend ?

I would liquidate the Club...

 

[bluesb1970]

If I was appointed I would call in sick tomorrow. In trying to finish the latest season of Fauda so it might be a late one. Doesn’t make a blind bit of difference if a manager is there or not anyway!!