I'm the coldest human alive.

[Goat]

You aint cool enough to be Mike, Welts, no offence, but he was the coolest of the cool cats.

 

[Welton Toffee]

*clutches man bag

 

[monty]

You aint cool enough to be Mike, Welts, no offence, but he was the coolest of the cool cats.

he is a Neil Goat, should we have a vote because he aint Vivian and Chico is Rick

 

[Brownie]

If it doesn't sort itself out, go into uni and ask the accommodation advice people there to help you. They can go mental with legal [Poor language removed], quite powerful.

 

[Welton Toffee]

If it doesn't sort itself out, go into uni and ask the accommodation advice people there to help you. They can go mental with legal [Poor language removed], quite powerful.

Very good shout, hadn't thought of that. Am in for lectures tomorrow so will pop in and see them then.

 

[a2b chris]

Very good shout, hadn't thought of that. Am in for lectures tomorrow so will pop in and see them then.

Stop whinging and do some of your course work




























or go the pub

 

[monty]

Student found frozen to death clutching his pen, he died writing 'Dear Mrs Landlord, give me some heat you miserable cow.

Hope its not too cold tonight mate

 

[TX Bill]

Send her the bill? No way. You want to get something done?

Tell her that from this point forward, you won't be paying her and that instead, you'll be paying for the repairs.

Once that's done, then you'll resume your regular payments to your landlady.

I'm confident that'll get her attention immediately, espeically after she sees that she didn't get the rent for November. If she has a problem with it, tell her you'd be happy to take the issue to the courts where she'll end up spending more in legal fees.....and then still have to repair the boiler.

 

[chicoazul]

Send her the bill? No way. You want to get something done?

Tell her that from this point forward, you won't be paying her and that instead, you'll be paying for the repairs.

Once that's done, then you'll resume your regular payments to your landlady.

I'm confident that'll get her attention immediately, espeically after she sees that she didn't get the rent for November. If she has a problem with it, tell her you'd be happy to take the issue to the courts where she'll end up spending more in legal fees.....and then still have to repair the boiler.

Mate, he'll just get launched out and a clip round the ear.

 

[TX Bill]

Mate, he'll just get launched out and a clip round the ear.

And then she rents it to the next person...oh wait, no can do.

Heater doesn't work.

She's going to have to fix it at some point.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Invite the landlady round and set fire to her. If she burns with a light blue flame and keeps on talking, give it legs

 

[chicoazul]

BUM HER.

That's what you must do.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Student found frozen to death clutching his penis, he died writing 'Dear Mrs Landlord, give me some heat you miserable cow.

Hope its not too cold tonight mate

You're a sick individual

 

[monty]

You're a sick individual

Dear me James, taken well out of context, Rodders is an old mate, I gave him his name lad, saw him through puberty.........................

 

[Goat]

Fairly sure Jimbo was messing Monts lid, I doubt Jimbo has a serious bone in his body, thats why we love him.

See if chico hadnt made everybody anti smilie he could have thrown a few on the end there.