I'm the coldest human alive.

[monty]

Fairly sure Jimbo was messing Monts lid, I doubt Jimbo has a serious bone in his body, thats why we love him.

See if chico hadnt made everybody anti smilie he could have thrown a few on the end there.

Screw Chico

 

[chicoazul]

Smilies = whoppers.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Dear me James, taken well out of context, Rodders is an old mate, I gave him his name lad, saw him through puberty.........................

Did a naughty edit to your quote there Monty lad. Seems as no-one spotted it. Or no-one cares more likely

 

[Welton Toffee]

Very good you bunch of whoppers

Anyways, went into the union yesterday. They were fairly useless tbh. However, the landlady rang me last night whilst I was slightly inebriated. She's been in Turkey and says she'll sort it out. Today she rang me up at 8am (there should be laws against this as well) when I was inevitably asleep, to tell me that Dave the plumber will be ringing and sorting out a time to come fix the boiler today. Dave the plumber has not yet rang but sounds promising....

 

[Rugby Toffee]

He will try, then not have the parts, wrong parts will be ordered , then when fitted the correct parts , it will be found a new boiler is required.

3 weeks later you will be all toasty , sleeping on somebodys floor, while the said heating system is being slowly replaced...

Speaking from personal experience . Dave is that a modern polish name then

 

[Goat]

Its short for Daveski.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Very good you bunch of whoppers

Anyways, went into the union yesterday. They were fairly useless tbh. However, the landlady rang me last night whilst I was slightly inebriated. She's been in Turkey and says she'll sort it out. Today she rang me up at 8am (there should be laws against this as well) when I was inevitably asleep, to tell me that Dave the plumber will be ringing and sorting out a time to come fix the boiler today. Dave the plumber has not yet rang but sounds promising....

so in short....

your l/lady rang and you had morning glory, and you just couldnt help yourself, imagining her tan lines and the smell of coconut oil, you decided to knock one out before dave rang and ruined the moment.

come on admit it, you had the phone in 1 hand, yourself in the other.

 

[monty]

Did a naughty edit to your quote there Monty lad. Seems as no-one spotted it. Or no-one cares more likely

I noticed after my post above but thought f--k him let him suffer

No offence taken...............now what ever your name is

 

[monty]

Very good you bunch of whoppers

Anyways, went into the union yesterday. They were fairly useless tbh. However, the landlady rang me last night whilst I was slightly inebriated. She's been in Turkey and says she'll sort it out. Today she rang me up at 8am (there should be laws against this as well) when I was inevitably asleep, to tell me that Dave the plumber will be ringing and sorting out a time to come fix the boiler today. Dave the plumber has not yet rang but sounds promising....

No, not Dave, you should have asked for Bob

 

[Welton Toffee]

Dave the plumber is my new hero.

I AM WARM

 

[Whitebootman]

Dave the plumber is my new hero.

I AM WARM

Nice one mate, you can chill out now.

 

[monty]

Nice one mate, you can chill out now.

Screw Chico LOL good one WB

Nice to hear Rodders I'll stop worrying about you again

 

[steevie]

OK, so our boiler's knackered right. No hot water, no heating, the ONLY things keeping me alive are this shitty electric heater thing and an endless supply of hot chocolate. The landlady isn't answering either of her phones or replying to messages. Biatch. Looks like am gonna have to find a local plumber meself and send her the bill. Bad times. I'm paying her £235 to live in this dump, and it's like the bloody arctic, surely there's laws against this?!

Have'nt you tried rubbing two sticks together mate? Always works for me.

 

[Blue_in_london]

I'm sure I was the coldest man alive yesterday - standing in middle of Scottish Highlands all day - my feet have just thawed out!