Inane football commentators that you can't stand...

[Dixieslaces]

Lineker and every woman

Well, this opens up a whole section was gonna avoid lol, well in LittleSue.

Hope you are feeling well too.

 

[malcson]

Ex Arsenal Alan Smith

 

[Dixieslaces]

Lee Dixon, boils my piss

 

[Rob17896]

There are a lot of them but currently Martin Tyler is top of my list and so ridiculously biased.

Not as bad as Alan Green was though , that RS fruit loop took the biscuit.

All of them

 

[Dixieslaces]

That's the trouble with the women, it's the tone of their voice and when they get excited it goes higher and higher, the one who did the Leicester v Everton the other night was ear shattering, lol

I've never got one this excited

 

[blulouie]

That's the trouble with the women, it's the tone of their voice and when they get excited it goes higher and higher, the one who did the Leicester v Everton the other night was ear shattering, lol

I've no problem with the rest of the women commentators just this one , can't be doing listening to her.

Edit

How are you doing , hope you are OK.

 

[hallamblue]

Martin Tyler and Darren Fletcher for me. They've both decided on a narrative for the game before it kicks off, and bore you to death with it. Commentate on the football, it's literally your job!

 

[magicjuan]

Commentator is Tyler, but I'll have to throw in Garth Crooks, knows absolute jack about the game, chats complete bubbles about nothing and he hasn't even got a neck the bad danger.

 

[Clarky cat]

Lee Dixon, boils my piss

The way he can’t wait to dig Pickford out at any opportunity and offers zero incite in to what he’s watching, I‘d gamble he’s probably masquerading on here as a an American lizard of some kind.

 

[chrismpw]

Alan Green was the worst.

I haven't listened to a commentator in years - I don't watch a lot of footie any more and when I do I turn the volume down and put music on. Not being blind I can see what's going on and I don't need some blabbering simpleton telling me that cheating "had to be done there" or mentioning Liverpool in every match.

John Motson was good. I used to look forward to Stuart Hall's summaries on the radio, but that was another avenue of pleasure closed to me by his shenanigans.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Carragher. Murphy. Clinton Morrison.

 

[toffee82]

Commentator is Tyler, but I'll have to throw in Garth Crooks, knows absolute jack about the game, chats complete bubbles about nothing and he hasn't even got a neck the bad danger.

Garth Crooks put a keeper in his team of the week where the opposition did not have one shot on target a couple of weeks ago.

 

[SussexToffee1980]

There are a lot of them but currently Martin Tyler is top of my list and so ridiculously biased.

Not as bad as Alan Green was though , that RS fruit loop took the biscuit.

He winds me up, and that's even before he goes "AND ITS LAAYYYVVEEE!!!".

 

[Sinski]

Jim Beglin.

 

[anjelikaferrett]

Ex Arsenal Alan Smith

He's so dull.