Injured bat

[JimmyJeffers]

Just been on the phone to a very pleasant lady at the SSPCA. Left out the details of asking strangers on a football forum and putting my willy in it. She has advised me to monitor it for breathing and if there’s signs of life they will come and collect.

I’m 99.9% sure it’s dead so am going to have to have a fair few beers to grow a set of balls to remove it. Double bag it and throw it in the neighbours bin it sounds like.

hello Is that SSPCA? I have an injured bat on my window ledge. I asked the lads offa GOT but couldn’t get confirmation on what to do so I have come to youse. Think it’s dead now though.

 

[COYBL25]

hello Is that SSPCA? I have an injured bat on my window ledge. I asked the lads offa GOT but couldn’t get confirmation on what to do so I have come to youse. Think it’s dead now though.

He also left out, that he tried to revive it using Buckfast and when it came too, it tried to rip anyone who came near it throat out.

 

[john jako]

He also left out, that he tried to revive it using Buckfast and when it came too, it tried to rip anyone who came near it throat out.

Had 5 bottles of Stella with the plan to put the bat to rest however ended up booking 5 nights in Ibiza with the missus instead. The bat can wait.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Had 5 bottles of Stella with the plan to put the Mrs to rest however ended up booking 5 nights in Ibiza with the bat instead.

Sounds pretty wild that mate.

 

[carlos21]

He also left out, that he tried to revive it using Buckfast and when it came too, it tried to rip anyone who came near it throat out.

Hiya bro.

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

Had 5 bottles of Stella with the plan to put the bat to rest however ended up booking 5 nights in Ibiza with the missus instead. The bat can wait.

Is there nothing you can't do

 

[Kurt.]

He’ll be gone when the morning comes … gone gone gone

 

[Rita_Poon]

Sounds like ace of base...

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Feel kinda sorry for the bat. He’s obviously in some distress. So he lands at Jako’s gaff hoping for a bit of care and support (maybe a few insects and the odd glass of milk). Instead he gets force fed Stella, is dry bummed and lobbed in the fridge before being booked on a 5-day bender to Ibiza.

FFS!

 

[Rita_Poon]

Stir fry it?