Injured bat

[maccavennie]

Streaming tears at this thread, pure gold lol

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

A new "weirdest thread you've seen on GOT" candidate.

 

[Bedfordblue]

Whatever you do, do not invite it indoors.
It could well be a vampire, just waiting for the nod to come in and leave you an exsanguinated husk of a man, worse yet turn you into his sex slave.
Or it might just be a common pipistrelle, in which case ignore the above advice.

 

[carlos21]

It’s on the downstairs window ledge in the window facing back garden and I have a puppy who can probably reach it if ends up smelling it. That’s my only concern apart from I don’t want to be responsible for another worldwide pandemic

What type is the dog.

 

[john jako]

What type is the dog.

Cockapoo la

 

[carlos21]

Cockapoo la

Any pics la.

 

[Connor mcloud]

Throw not through

Threw not throw

 

[duncs pigeon]

Threw not throw

I stand corrected

 

[Eggs]

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Shag it?

Defo shag it

SHAG IT FGS!!!!!!

Some interesting advice provided here. What did you go with in the end @john jako ?

 

[LostLegend]

Some interesting advice provided here. What did you go with in the end @john jako ?

 

[john jako]

Some interesting advice provided here. What did you go with in the end @john jako ?

Just been on the phone to a very pleasant lady at the SSPCA. Left out the details of asking strangers on a football forum and putting my willy in it. She has advised me to monitor it for breathing and if there’s signs of life they will come and collect.

I’m 99.9% sure it’s dead so am going to have to have a fair few beers to grow a set of balls to remove it. Double bag it and throw it in the neighbours bin it sounds like.

 

[Pootsy]

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Have you heard of paint?

 

[john jako]

Have you heard of paint?

It’s not my property. It’s an absolute horrendous landlord who am not doing his property up when hopefully I’ll be getting out of in a few months.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Just been on the phone to a very pleasant lady at the SSPCA. Left out the details of asking strangers on a football forum and putting my willy in it. She has advised me to monitor it for breathing and if there’s signs of life they will come and collect.

I’m 99.9% sure it’s dead so am going to have to have a fair few beers to grow a set of balls to remove it. Double bag it and throw it in the neighbours bin it sounds like.