Injured bat

[coollino]

Tried reading that and it’s longer than a @catcherintherye post

God where has that legend gone, not posted in ages

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Is it a 5G covid bat?

 

[john jako]

Have you tried having sex with it?

Mate someone told me that living in the countryside is bliss.

I’ve had around 16 wasp nets in the loft in 3 years. Had major issues with mice. Bats dying on me. Ants everywhere in the garden.

It’s the absolute worst.

Send me to a 15 minute city any day of the week

 

[john jako]

God where has that legend gone, not posted in ages

He worn his keyboard out and is feeling the effects of the cost of living crisis.

 

[coollino]

Is it a 5G covid bat?

Chem trail bat

 

[john jako]

thanks for the advice anyway.

Been told to shag it or eat it.

 

[Goat]

Mate someone told me that living in the countryside is bliss.

I’ve had around 16 wasp nets in the loft in 3 years. Had major issues with mice. Bats dying on me. Ants everywhere in the garden.

It’s the absolute worst.

Send me to a 15 minute city any day of the week

Yeah ive got a mate who lives in some farmhouse in the middle of a field in Portugal.

We are playing games and hes fighting with mossies that are bigger than cats and has to travel 2 hours to get a pint of milk.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Ask him

 

[nsno-chris]

I hate going into the office again

Defo shag it

 

[Nymzee]

Also figured this was a thread about injured nobs tbh.

 

[coollino]

thanks for the advice anyway.

Been told to shag it or eat it.

Thank Christ it's not your cock

 

[chrismpw]

A bit of strong PVA glue and some boiled linseed oil will fix most bats.

 

[john jako]

@Joey66 any advice lad? You lived when bats where accepted in society.

 

[NeilMorepies]

Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

 

[duncs pigeon]

Lads, ladies and non binary woke posters,

4 Stella in on a Sunday afternoon and realised what I thought was a dead bat is actually alive but obviously injured?

I question it because it appears to have moved on the window ledge outside but I’ve read they cannot take off from ground level?

I have found a dead bat before and got a spade and through it in the neighbours garden but as it’s alive I don’t fancy fondling it.

Tempted to raise to the SPSCA but I don’t know if they will try to fleece me out of money like most charities.

Any advice?

Throw not through