Injured bat

[COYBL25]

Loads of advice on line mate - “ what should I do if I find an injured bat ? “

Failing that, head to your nearest bus stop, find a sexy Goth and ask her advice ?

 

[COYBL25]

@Joey66 any advice lad? You lived when bats where accepted in society.

He uses bat turds in the compost on his weed farm.

He’s breeding a weed strain just for the good folk of Jersey, laced with covid infected bat turd.

 

[The binman chronicles]

Mouth to mouth resuscitation with chest compressions to the time of the beat of Staying Alive. Remember to use the two finger method like you would with a baby else you'll almost certainly crush it's organs that will then be regurgitated into your own mouth.

Obviously you want to cut down the amount of germs you pass to the bat. So brush your teeth first!

 

[scratchnsurf]

These are the guys you need.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

That’s my only concern apart from I don’t want to be responsible for another worldwide pandemic

Probably been mentioned already but you should be ok as long as you don’t shag it mate

 

[Clarky cat]

Put it in your fridge and take a picture

 

[JimmyJeffers]

@Joey66 any advice lad? You lived when bats where accepted in society.

He’d probably also advise not to shag it but if you really have to, to first make a Johnny out of a dock leaf.

 

[Joey66]

@Joey66 any advice lad? You lived when bats where accepted in society.

Lovely creatures protected- take it to your Bat Cave..

 

[DanB90]

thanks for the advice anyway.

Been told to shag it or eat it.

Doesn’t necessarily have to be either/or.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Lovely creatures, wear protection

Thank you Joey

 

[Cels]

Bats are boss.


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[john jako]

Lovely creatures protected- take it to your Bat Cave..

Lad I don’t live in Gotham City

 

[john jako]

Where do I insert my penis?

 

[john jako]

@JimmyJeffers just had sexual intercourse with this bat and thought I’d take a photo for you x

 

[NeilMorepies]

Pretty sure you can just put it in the microwave for a few minute to irradiate it, then let it bite you or something, then you become Batman