Is anyone in this forum connected to the club?

[COYBL25]

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Surely beats being in cloudy depressing england mate. Dont hate

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It's been glorious here today and I've got a sneaking suspicion, that's a crocodile in the photograph not an alligator ?.

Ps - No hate here mate, I think you're wonderful, although I do think @tommye was being a bit mean comparing your girlfriend to your mum. I'd say she's problably more like a young auntie x

 

[iamEverton]

Big fan of Tampa and Clearwater. Big fan of you.

Thanks mate. I'ma big fan of anyone who is real here. I hope to make a few friends. The thing that drew me to Everton was that it's my last name. I have an extreme competive sports back ground. I don't just want to be the guy who hangs around the board and is known for having the last name Everton. I want to give it my all and try and land a spot in the team sheet.

Tell me more about you mate? You've been to Tampa/ Clearwater?

 

[iamEverton]

Nice photo. Is your mum enjoying the break too?

Me mum has a lot of issues she never recovered from the death of me father. Thats three generations in the pic. My great grandmum came here from italy and opened an Italian restaurant. I love American muts. Its why i feel like Buffon sometimes on the pitch. I have the blood of the English, Irish, Italians, Germans, and Scottish running through me.

 

[chicoazul]

Me mum has a lot of issues she never recovered from the death of me father. Thats three generations in the pic. My great grandmum came here from italy and opened an Italian restaurant. I love American muts. Its why i feel like Buffon sometimes on the pitch. I have the blood of the English, Irish, Italians, Germans, and Scottish running through me.

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Good blood that mate. Careful though as you don't want to be a Scottish goalkeeper.

 

[ijjysmith]

Hi there @iamEverton

Could you start a blog type thread in the Ale House so we can follow your progress please?

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Thanks mate. I'ma big fan of anyone who is real here. I hope to make a few friends. The thing that drew me to Everton was that it's my last name. I have an extreme competive sports back ground. I don't just want to be the guy who hangs around the board and is known for having the last name Everton. I want to give it my all and try and land a spot in the team sheet.

Tell me more about you mate? You've been to Tampa/ Clearwater?

You seem a good lad, don't start Azul on his travel stories though.

 

[Moomin]

Tampa Florida is where i am right now. I am 24 years oldm Like i said im not worried about my fitness I've lost over 100lbs since i was 18 and i keep it off i work out everyday and eat healthy. I use to be sensitive about this but its not who i am anymore. After my father died my mom would only bring home cheap fattening american fast food. I blew up and found myself being a victim of childhood obesity. I turned 18 and became my own man. I worked out eat healthy and lost all the weight. I still have more work to do to get the desired body and fitness i want but im not far off. Talk all the [Poor language removed] you want. I dont play the poor me victim card but i know one thing for sure i had a dark past but a bright future. I bust my ass everyday hoping to make things right. I probably will never be a professional athlete but atleast I'm in good health and won't die on my kids like my father did to me.
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You could have been the new Earthquake.

Can you grow a beard?

 

[iamEverton]

Good blood that mate. Careful though as you don't want to be a Scottish goalkeeper.

American and Everton through and through. My girlfriend took this pic of me a minute ago. I'll lose weight no problem.

 

[iamEverton]

American and Everton through and through. My girlfriend took this pic of me a minute ago. I'll lose weight no problem.
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Just look at that icon logo nil satis nisi optimum everton till the day i die. Lukaku could learn a thing or two from me in regards to loyalty.

 

[Woolly Blue]

American and Everton through and through. My girlfriend took this pic of me a minute ago. I'll lose weight no problem.

Ignore the haters mate, I think you're quite handsome.
Please tell me you're bisexual ... even if you're not

 

[COYBL25]

American and Everton through and through. My girlfriend took this pic of me a minute ago. I'll lose weight no problem.
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You're looking buff there my man.

Careful not to over do it though, don't want to lose too much bulk x

 

[COYBL25]

Hi there @iamEverton

Could you start a blog type thread in the Ale House so we can follow your progress please?

Great idea, with loads of pics too, if possible.

I'm really enjoying your stuff so far x

 

[ijjysmith]

Great idea, with loads of pics too, if possible.

I'm really enjoying your stuff so far x

Hey I'm just interested in the lads career. He plays indoor football don't you know?

 

[iamEverton]

Hey I'm just interested in the lads career. He plays indoor football don't you know?

Take your sarcasm elsewhere mate. This thread is only for people that want to see me on trial for Everton. Negativity and haters can take their posts elsewhere.

Just look at how vascular my size 15 boot is....dont think i can kick the ball far??

 

[iamEverton]

Ignore the haters mate, I think you're quite handsome.
Please tell me you're bisexual ... even if you're not

I plow [Poor language removed] bruh. Wtf you think?