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iamEverton said:
Take your sarcasm elsewhere mate. This thread is only for people that want to see me on trial for Everton. Negativity and haters can take their posts elsewhere.

Just look at how vascular my size 15 boot is....dont think i can kick the ball far??

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Why are there rat droppings behind your beautifully proportioned feet mate ?


iamEverton said:
I plow [Poor language removed] bruh. Wtf you think?
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You're a farmer then ?
 
bicycleheader said:
I'd say you plow hamburgers

I wasn't asking what city you were in earlier, i meant where specifically were you sitting....Seemed some interesting bridge construction or top class motorway and I wanted to check it out.
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I feel sorry for you poor english blokes think you're gods gift to the world. When in reality youre like the inbred southerner who drinks natty light, has redneck tattoos and humps his 5/10 cousin. Embarrassing to be honest.
 
iamEverton said:
Take your sarcasm elsewhere mate. This thread is only for people that want to see me on trial for Everton. Negativity and haters can take their posts elsewhere.

Just look at how vascular my size 15 boot is....dont think i can kick the ball far??
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iamEverton said:
I feel sorry for you poor english blokes think you're gods gift to the world. When in reality youre like the inbred southerner who drinks natty light, has redneck tattoos and humps his 5/10 cousin. Embarrassing to be honest.
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bicycleheader said:
I'd say you plow hamburgers

I wasn't asking what city you were in earlier, i meant where specifically were you sitting....Seemed some interesting bridge construction or top class motorway and I wanted to check it out.
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Its just a bridge in St Petersburg Florida. Americans are known for our top class architecture. You hate us but love us we are the rebellious child who ran away and is more successful than everyone we left back home.
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iamEverton said:
I feel sorry for you poor english blokes think you're gods gift to the world. When in reality youre like the inbred southerner who drinks natty light, has redneck tattoos and humps his 5/10 cousin. Embarrassing to be honest.
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I'm Irish but I like your insult style.

Maybe you could be a bridge salesman? Which bridge is it? I'd like to see it when I'm in the area.
 
iamEverton said:
At 6'3" 215 lbs? Does that not look like a bloke worthy of a trial. I'll stop a free kick from that muppet lukaku before he goes to Chelsea.
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Not read this thread but seems you are a multi. But hey ho, you would be a bit if a crap Everton fan if you plan to stop a free kick from our striker before he left us, don't you think?
 

ClausThomsen said:
Don't stoop to their level @iamEverton . Rise above it knowing that in time all their kids will have replica Everton GK shirts with your name on.
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Wow. When you put it that way mate. Wow powerful stuff I'll be spending more time in the gym and practice pitch and less on board. Best post I've read in my life. Come find me one day and I'll autograph a kit for your kids take you on a tour and just be a stand up guy that i am. I give jermain Defoe props becuase that's the kind of guy i would be with kids like Bradley Lowrey melts my heart to see such pure genuine humanity. When i bought my ticket to the Match i donated to charity and I'd do the same with my salary one day.
 

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