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Noble Savage
Player Valuation: £20m
And here I was going to ask you what you think of his Football Manager stats.If any of you ever see me begin to descend to this level of boxroom virgin then please notify the authorities to immediately lock me away.
Oh and get the mods to perma-ban me.
Thanks
I think my virginity has grown back.
Rita_Poon
Player Valuation: £90m
no one told me it would be this way* either....
Rita_Poon
Player Valuation: £90m
incidental detail, he's 26. And I thought baldurs gate 3 was hard work.
He is 26, its an old image.
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
Anyone done a stats comparison with Thierry Henry yet?
tommye
Player Valuation: £100m
How are we even friends?
Sake mate.
If it weren't for your massive cock I would swerve you completely.
Yep and Harrison beats him in everything but cookery.
Rita_Poon
Player Valuation: £90m
Sony do decent radio alarm clocks.... reasonably priced....
Librarian
Player Valuation: £70m
What’s his Y2K?
Has anybody got his keepy uppy and head tennis stats?
Can I shock you?
I like Jack Harrison. Despite what I said earlier.
I like Jack Harrison. Despite what I said earlier.
I was quite happy with this transfer based on watching Harrison play quite a few times with my eyes but now that I’ve heard reports that his average jump is only 0.2 metres and his chest control success rate is in the bottom 27 percentile in the top 5 leagues I think it’s probably best that we move on to other targets.
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