Langster
Player Valuation: Free Transfer
When we inevitably go through some rough patches as a team, I know that his carefully manicured hair and beard are going to trigger my middle-aged anti-youth rage!
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A very sensible and therefore distinctly un-Everton signing, this. I'm happy enough (as long as we forget the Villa nonsense in the middle of it all).
Carefully coiffured hair is what bought Gomes so much time in the team, tbf. Can do wonders for fan perception of a player.
If you were well paid in your job but got am offer of wages tripling it, you wouldn't take it? They're professionals after all and they have 10 years to make as much cash as possible. I think it's easy to say footballers are greedy.
How many loans in are we allowed? Two from other PL clubs? Seem to recall there is a quota.
Just curious, will be interesting to see if we get any other loans in. Suspect that route and frees is our path.
Just curious, will be interesting to see if we get any other loans in. Suspect that route and frees is our path.
CahillsCornerFlag
Player Valuation: £70m
Club declining to give him a nice announcement video because he wanted to do the dirty on us.
Seriously though this is another valuable signing. He contributes and we need more players who do that.
We had no money so we signed the players on loaaannnnn.
Seriously though this is another valuable signing. He contributes and we need more players who do that.
We had no money so we signed the players on loaaannnnn.
Marc bolan
Player Valuation: £6m
I have never been bothered about how much money the players got per week good luck to them
But this latest exodus of prem players going to Saudi makes me think of greed ?
But this latest exodus of prem players going to Saudi makes me think of greed ?
Terrarian
Player Valuation: £50m
They're not moving for good will and certainly not for the standard of competition. It's a very short career, their pay packets mirror that but I'm sure 10 odd years in top flight football in any of Europe's top leagues and you're still set for life. It is pure greed(and of agents making may I add, not all on the players)
Terrarian
Player Valuation: £50m
of course it's greed, they'd earn millions where they are already and the standard of competition is actually laughably lower than the top leagues, probably while getting heat stroke as well lol
Whole new meaning to farmers league imo.
gonetomorrow
Player Valuation: £70m
Can he assume the Neal Maupay role?
Average of 7 goals a season from midfield. I’d take that.
We just need to find a way of playing all our left wingers at once
We just need to find a way of playing all our left wingers at once
I'm not sure there was any Villa nonsense tbh. All drama that.
Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £60m
He has unbelievable hair.
Micky_T
Player Valuation: £2.5m
You're setting the bar very low there but let's look at the stats.
Gray 21/22 6 goals + 22/23 6 goals = 12
Iwobi 21/22 3 goals + 22/23 2 goals = 5
Total goals = 17
Harrison 21/22 10 goals + 22/23 6 goals
Total goals = 16
So even with the low bar you've set he's still not getting over it.
Fingers crossed we can get the best out of him but Everton don't really have a reputation for that do they?
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