Looks like he could do with a pan of scouse
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Good signing this (I hope). Trouble is, for some reason now, I feel like binge watching The Rockford files.
Welcome, Wool
That’s the one
Barnfred 55
Player Valuation: £80m
Don't worry. It will wear off after watching the first.?
Gomes out, Garner in
Moyes days were pretty rough and ready so I’m here for that
Martin Alvito
Player Valuation: £50m
That's what happens when you have to do it on the cheap. Leave it all on the pitch, embrace the dark arts, go route one, want it more than they do, take your set pieces well and grind out some points. Garner lofted some lovely corners in last season, which should help quite a bit.
Good news is that we should at least be able to patch up the holes next season, and get on about looking like a side that plays football two years down the road when more dead money comes off. We have the intervening two years to polish Onana and Garner into diamonds that fit into a side that plays the way we want to play.
Welcome to Everton James Garner. Let's hope you perform better on the pitch than you do in interviews.
Timhowardsswearbox
Player Valuation: £5m
Looks like the love child of Frank Ribery and Neil from the Inbetweeners.
Hope he’s ace, though.
Hope he’s ace, though.
Good young player , hope he does well.
It will be nice to see a corner actually hit a Everton head.
It will be nice to see a corner actually hit a Everton head.
scratchnsurf
Player Valuation: £40m
Plazzy, I think you'll find.
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