2020/21 James Rodriguez

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^^^^^Wow^^^^^

What a guess

 

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Can’t win the ravel if you don’t buy a ticket

 

[Lelouch]

 

[Goat]

 

[longers]

More insightful journalism, this time from Ally McKay from I News.

Strong Anthony Le Tellac vibes with this

Chris Bascombe from the Echo and Independant writes:

According to everyone who they make listen, United have just signed the best teenager in the world. By God are we hearing about it.

I'm not doubting Ronaldo's abilities. Clearly he's a talented kid who may be on the threshold of greatness. It just strikes me as rather odd that no-one has given the same attention to Liverpool's equally stunning new teenage recruit.

Time will tell who's got the better deal, but for value for money I know who I'm backing. It's a bit like Houllier and Ferguson have both dined at the same top class restaurant and had their pick of the best main courses on the menu.

Houllier has managed to get his dish at a quarter of the cost Ferguson has paid, and yet it's his rival who is getting all the praise.

 

[The binman chronicles]

More insightful journalism, this time from Ally McKay from I News.

Always going to be in Newcastle's shadow (well you would be with the size of their guts). One club city, massive stadium. Of course they'll pull in players we can only dream about. Just wait until they get their Middle Eastern takeover any decade now.

...yes, any. decade. now...

 

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Happy 100th page guuuys.

 

[GwladysBlue]

The way he’s playing right now it’s like he’s been playing in the Premier League his entire career.

I suppose when you’re unbelievably talented, it doesn’t matter what league you’re in.

 

[trueblue84]

Strong Anthony Le Tellac vibes with this

Chris Bascombe from the Echo and Independant writes:

According to everyone who they make listen, United have just signed the best teenager in the world. By God are we hearing about it.

I'm not doubting Ronaldo's abilities. Clearly he's a talented kid who may be on the threshold of greatness. It just strikes me as rather odd that no-one has given the same attention to Liverpool's equally stunning new teenage recruit.

Time will tell who's got the better deal, but for value for money I know who I'm backing. It's a bit like Houllier and Ferguson have both dined at the same top class restaurant and had their pick of the best main courses on the menu.

Houllier has managed to get his dish at a quarter of the cost Ferguson has paid, and yet it's his rival who is getting all the praise.

 

[Glasshalffull]

Can’t win the ravel if you don’t buy a ticket

Bolero?

 

[Glasshalffull]

Strong Anthony Le Tellac vibes with this

Chris Bascombe from the Echo and Independant writes:

According to everyone who they make listen, United have just signed the best teenager in the world. By God are we hearing about it.

I'm not doubting Ronaldo's abilities. Clearly he's a talented kid who may be on the threshold of greatness. It just strikes me as rather odd that no-one has given the same attention to Liverpool's equally stunning new teenage recruit.

Time will tell who's got the better deal, but for value for money I know who I'm backing. It's a bit like Houllier and Ferguson have both dined at the same top class restaurant and had their pick of the best main courses on the menu.

Houllier has managed to get his dish at a quarter of the cost Ferguson has paid, and yet it's his rival who is getting all the praise.

So who turned out to be right, then?

 

[tommye]

Bolero?

Morrison

 

[NathDogg]

My old man passed away in July. He would have loved seeing James and the way this team is playing.

So sorry for your loss mate.

I lost my grandad, aged 94, in February, and I know for a fact he would have been exactly the same as your dad watching James in the royal blue!

I can clearly remember my Grandad, when we were watching the WC in 2014 together, with Colombia and James tearing it up, saying that James reminded him of the late great Alex Young - I wanted us to sign him from then on, and could only dream of him ever turning out for us, but now it's actually happened, it's bloody brilliant and I really wish my Grandad was here to see it with me.

Anyway, now ain't the time for feeling down - this is the best I've felt about Everton for a good while, and James is a huge part of that, so thanks to him, Carlo, Marcel and Moshi - Arriba los caramelos!

 

[marmor]

Been trying to work something out based on this South American chant, what with James being Colombian and that...It’s a work in progress, suggest improvements etc.




Ohhhhh James Rodríguez
Ohhhhh James Rodríguez
Marcel said we’re gonna sign him for free
And James said “I’m ready” to be a toffee
The Blues are on our way back just you see
Now we’ve got James and Ancelotti

Ohhhhh James Rodríguez etc. etc.

I had a little think about the words, and after being heavily influenced by the events at the weekend This is the best I’ve got.

Ooooooohh James Rodríguez
Ooooooohh James Rodríguez

He creates, assists and scores our goals
He doesn’t sprint coz he just can’t be arsed
He drinks echo falls by the bottle
All the scousers love our Colombian

Ooooooohh James Rodríguez ...... etc