2020/21 James Rodriguez

[tommye]

This is just gold.

*blushes

 

[Ihaters]

All that and still not MOTM lol

 

[Wayno]

Just wait til we tour Columbia next summer.

The absolute last thing I need in my life is an Everton tour of Colombia lol

Imagine

 

[ToffeeDevil]

Mate?
Did you not see my song?
Dont know why I bother sometimes yenno...




Hi Blues
Hi Hamez
Wanna go for a ride?
Sure Hamez
Jump in...

Hamez Rodriguez, plays for Everton
It's fantastic, we're ecstatic
Won't mess up his hair, won't sprint anywhere

Imagination, Master of creation

Come on Hamez, let's go party

Hamez Rodriguez, plays for Everton
It's fantastic, we're ecstatic
Won't mess up his hair, won't sprint anywhere

Imagination, Master of creation

Such an eye, for a goal,
Passes wonderful balls
Takes one touch, takes a look, pings a blinder
He's so strong, full of snide, and he plays for our side
Blammos here, worldies there
Hanky panky

What a touch, he can play
Hope he says I'm always yours

Hamez Rodriguez, plays for Everton
It's fantastic, we're ecstatic
Won't mess up his hair, won't sprint anywhere

Imagination, Master of creation
Come on Hamez let's go party....

wheres the vomit reaction button

 

[bluerobert]

The absolute last thing I need in my life is an Everton tour of Colombia lol

Imagine

I can just imagine 5 thousand blues descending on Bogatá an in 3 days they’re completely out of the devils dandruff. National emergency, army trucks carting it into the city. Farmers crops being taken to meet demand

I’m just gonna leave this here

Colombia’s ayahuasca ceremonies in spotlight after tourist's drug death

Western backpackers travelling in increasing numbers into the jungle to take traditional drug administered by shamans

www.google.co.uk

 

[roydo]

Sound track to his end of season highlights vid. (or last 2 games come to that).

Enjoy, and imagine. Xx

 

[trueblue84]

Sound track to his end of season highlights vid. (or last 2 games come to that).

Enjoy, and imagine. Xx

I think we're all agreed that @tommye has got the soundtrack covered.

 

[windymiller]

Needs stickying on the homepage this.

@GrandOldTeam needs to get that fella with the guitar singing it on the socials. Spreading the word.

 

[verreauxi]

I knew he was a quality player but even my own beaten-down Everton expectations have been far exceeded. Classy, brilliant player who elevates the rest of the team rather than being constrained by them.

 

[verreauxi]

The absolute last thing I need in my life is an Everton tour of Colombia lol

Imagine

Butt-implants and beak...sounds terrific!

 

[roydo]

I knew he was a quality player but even my own beaten-down Everton expectations have been far exceeded. Classy, brilliant player who elevates the rest of the team rather than being constrained by them.

You know when you make the screen look bigger on a tablet just by swiping your fingers across it? Thats what he does on a football pitch.

 

[BornBlue76]

I knew he was a quality player but even my own beaten-down Everton expectations have been far exceeded. Classy, brilliant player who elevates the rest of the team rather than being constrained by them.

In the same boat... knew he was very good.. knew he was popular in social media.. knew he is a household name... but really didn’t realise he is a true genius. There are a handful of them in the world that have the vision and the effortless ability to execute that to perfection... in awe!

 

[summerisle]

More insightful journalism, this time from Ally McKay from I News.

 

[Sassy Colombian]

Hi Blues
Hi Hamez
Wanna go for a ride?
Sure Hamez
Jump in...

Hamez Rodriguez, plays for Everton
It's fantastic, we're ecstatic
Won't mess up his hair, won't sprint anywhere

Imagination, Master of creation

Come on Hamez, let's go party

Hamez Rodriguez, plays for Everton
It's fantastic, we're ecstatic
Won't mess up his hair, won't sprint anywhere

Imagination, Master of creation

Such an eye, for a goal,
Passes wonderful balls
Takes one touch, takes a look, pings a blinder
He's so strong, full of snide, and he plays for our side
Blammos here, worldies there
Hanky panky

What a touch, he can play
Hope he says I'm always yours

Hamez Rodriguez, plays for Everton
It's fantastic, we're ecstatic
Won't mess up his hair, won't sprint anywhere

Imagination, Master of creation
Come on Hamez let's go party....

Lol. Now I'm imagining James doing the floss to the tune of this song

 

[trueblue84]

More insightful journalism, this time from Ally McKay from I News.

Wish I could get away with being clueless and chatting wham in my job.