Yup. He’d light up any team.
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APN_EFC
Player Valuation: £25m
cos there was already a queue of us the other side mate
APN_EFC
Player Valuation: £25m
the lazy sky sports bt sport reviews of him at the start of the season and 'he can't play on a cold night' were annoying and ridiculous but now funny. I hope our players like the challenge of being underrated
Titus Bramble
Best centre half to grace the Premier League
Mad isn’t it? Commentators/pundits pretty much do a sex dribble when Thiago does a 5 yard sideways pass, but when it’s James there’s always a 'but' or some kind of dig thrown in.
UptheTofees
Player Valuation: £20m
His name is James "But" David Rodriguez
Proper wound me up last night where they said his contribution needs to be better away from home
Played his part in the opening goal against Wolves
Laid one on a plate against Burnley for Gylfi to miss at the end plus nearly scored himself
Was involved in all our good play against Fulham 1st half
Was great against Palace away
Was great against Spurs away
In fact the only game I can't remember him contributing much was Southampton away when it was clear he was carrying a knock.
Last night was great because he was a bit more selfish with his goal and 2nd half also had a good effort outside the box. That's what we need him to do more, get in and around that 18 yard box and unleash the power and glory of Rodriguez
Played his part in the opening goal against Wolves
Laid one on a plate against Burnley for Gylfi to miss at the end plus nearly scored himself
Was involved in all our good play against Fulham 1st half
Was great against Palace away
Was great against Spurs away
In fact the only game I can't remember him contributing much was Southampton away when it was clear he was carrying a knock.
Last night was great because he was a bit more selfish with his goal and 2nd half also had a good effort outside the box. That's what we need him to do more, get in and around that 18 yard box and unleash the power and glory of Rodriguez
Drico
Player Valuation: £50m
There is always a qualifier with James for some because he's such a beautiful footballer in every way that I am pretty sure he is a threat to the sexual identities of these pundits.
If he looked like Paul Scholes, they could happily eulogise him as a "beautiful" player and still feel secure in their manliness. But with James, he forces them to confront their hidden inner doubts. He's a gorgeous player. There. I'm off to prime a wall and do other manly things. Oooer.
If he looked like Paul Scholes, they could happily eulogise him as a "beautiful" player and still feel secure in their manliness. But with James, he forces them to confront their hidden inner doubts. He's a gorgeous player. There. I'm off to prime a wall and do other manly things. Oooer.
Ring master
Player Valuation: £90m
He knew it was going in the second his boot touched the ball.
Kaiser Soysauce
Player Valuation: £10m
F'ing l o l. Laughed out loud when I read that.
Mkjjones
Player Valuation: £8m
My neighbours thought I was watching porn when I was watching Liverpool, it was Thiago doing a 5 yard pass with Steve mcmanaman commentating on it...
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tommytowne
Player Valuation: £50m
An absolute travesty that he never had 40000 fans lauding that goal last night.
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