2021/22 James Rodriguez

[the golden visionary]

Multitasking xx

Hands free. Good thinkin

 

[brieverton]

Has to be in the squad for Burnley. Needs to adjust his attitude. Make the manager want to include him.

 

[tommye]

Hands free. Good thinkin

 

[maccavennie]

Wouldn’t M’bappe be on a hefty wedge too though?

Yes mate and I'm sure that's what they were hoping to lob a big wedge at. They wanted Rodriguez off the books last season so couldn't really see them wanting to take him back

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Tell me why nobody wants wants this world class footballer please?
If he’s top drawer, why in gods name does he play for Everton???
He’s a plank and is interested in one thing
Himself

Probably because of his wages, I mean who's going to pay him £300k a week...

 

[Sassy Colombian]

Maybe one day I get to be lucky enough to roll with you but until then

 

[the golden visionary]

Follows up with a Roll Deep gif.

Mans got style

 

[miff]

Has to be in the squad for Burnley. Needs to adjust his attitude. Make the manager want to include him.

Burnley are just the team to test his calf’s out against
I can imagine James working his nuts off against Burnley ?????

 

[Thomasc]

Oh well, suppose we best use him then. But this is Everton, we all know how this is going to pan out.

Mystery injury incoming, nailed on.

 

[deipnosophist]

So that’s a world class baller off to Israel ??????

Yes, I was a little like you and found it quite amusing. But if Haifa are prepared to pay his weekly wages (135,600 ?) then it might turn out to be a good move for the lad. Israeli women are spunks! ...and they are not backward in coming forward either!

 

[miff]

Probably because of his wages, I mean who's going to pay him £300k a week...

Erm…….probably Everton even if he does want to miss the odd game or two and have a lie in ??

 

[kev]

Probably because of his wages, I mean who's going to pay him £300k a week...

Like he would take a 50% pay cut.?

 

[deipnosophist]

I am a little confused: why are people wanting him to play against Burnley? That games over 10 days away! Is there no flights to bloody Israel before then? COVID restrictions I guess. So we have to pay him an extra 2 weeks wages?...at 181,190 per week?
FFS! Everton that.

He’d better bloody score against Burnley!

 

[BlueToff]

Do you have any idea why no other club wants him????
Think about it

Because he's on a lot of money

Doesn't mean he's a bad player or a bad egg. The squad like him. The relationship between Benitez and James isn't even on a personal level said to be poor.

So if he stays, we use him, or Benitez is an idiot.

You're talking about a player who is genuinely quality here. He's not Cenk Tosun.

 

[granter79]

Like a new a new player ?? keep him for anfield derby