Spadge Vernacular
Player Valuation: £70m
There is a smelly little hoard all very happy with the news isn't there.Ah, a member who joined the week benitez signed wants us to forget about the previous manager and the most talented player we have had in years......
That said this is peak, Everton.
On the funny banter scale, it's only topped in recent history by the mutants fluking the VAR Asterix title, in front of absolutely no one; them crying that it wasn't fair that Pickford didn't get arrested, and the bedwetting because City had taken it back before they were allowed out to celebrate lol
Farewell Hamez, you got under their skin in ways not seen since Shankley saw the light and chose to spend his time at GP with decent people, and a proper club.
RYAW ?
MEGA COYB