Confirmed Signing James Tarkowski

[Tim's tourettes]

Big ears

He looks like he wears a set of comedy Prince Charles ears

 

[Rich1878]

The 29-year-old central defender joins the Blues after his contract expired at Burnley at the end of last month, having spent more than six personally outstanding years with the Turf Moor club.

lollollollollollol

Happy with this signing tbh ?
I think he will do really well for us

 

[Rich1878]

First interview going live on Youtube in 30s

The lads a beast

 

[DRINGOSTAR]

Good solid defender like Stubbs and weir ! For free ! And a position we needed ! Great business ! Good to see we have some pull still too as can’t imagine we were the only ones in for him ?

 

[Nymzee]

F it, partner him with Branthwaite

 

[matty1878]

Good solid defender like Stubbs and weir ! For free ! And a position we needed ! Great business ! Good to see we have some pull still too as can’t imagine we were the only ones in for him ?

we’ve got as much pull as a mouse

 

[Bluedyhell]

I think he’s a crap player from a crap club. Let’s hope he proves me wrong

He has good stats in the PL but this is most likely becoz Burnleys defence was under constant pressure (except when we played em) so I kinda agree with you. Certainly a rubbish club. Player wise let's wait and see.

 

[Bideneverton]

very good signing tbh.

 

[Clarky cat]

A number cruncher’s wet dream. He’s better than every other CB we have so this is a potentially excellent signing. very pleasing

 

[MrD]

Wants to be successful > signs for Everton

 

[roy vernon]

Nah, don't worry.
Takes him to what, 33?
We don't send players to the glue farm once they pass 30, anymore.

I hope you're right mate, it's a risk though, once you pass the thirty mark, what were once minor injuries become much more difficult to manage. I think he will be a good signing, although I thought the same about tubby Ashley. I would have much preferred 2 years with a club option of a further year. If at that stage he was still looking fitness and strong we could have offered him another year. I suppose it's the real reason why he chose us above Newcastle and Villa etc. I guess we were the only ones who were prepared to give him 4 years. Time will tell.

 

[ElGato]

Have come full circle on Tony Tark the iron man and am now certain that he will captain England to the World Cup this year after leading an unbeaten Everton to second in the league.

 

[Eggsyblueskin]

Good solid defender like Stubbs and weir ! For free ! And a position we needed ! Great business ! Good to see we have some pull still too as can’t imagine we were the only ones in for him ?

The pull being he wouldn’t have to move house I suspect,

 

[MikeH72]

F it, partner him with Branthwaite

I doubt we’re planning to loan Tarkowski out to Middlesbrough as well mate.

 

[ElGato]

The bit that worried me in his statement was
" hopefully successful times ahead"

Very scary word hopefully in our situation for a new signing to be saying.

Hopefully you’re wrong there haha




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