January 2015 transfer window ( No GIFs allowed )(Nor fish puns ffs)

[Kendall's Dream]

supposedly Chelsea knocked back £23m from Wolfsburg and are looking at nearer the £30m mark for him.

No chance then.

 

[blulouie]

I'll be very surprised if at least a couple of players don't come in on loan. At the very least one winger and hopefully a forward. Preferably a new centre half aswell. I would take everything that Bobby says with a pinch of salt. He is just managing expectation if the worst happens and none of them come off. Same with most managers really bar Redknapp who will tell any journo whose listening

Not the point mate,things need to change pronto !
Deals should have been done or close to it 1st week in January not 3 weeks into it.
Goalkeeper Winger & Centre Half of 1st team quality needed right now.
Anything less than that & we are in serious trouble.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

I think it will be none in because we're skint.

 

[Caso01]

They will sell us Schurrle to fund the move...

More like salah on loan?

 

[Eggs]

He had some decent performances last season when Norwich were in the premier league. Still a lot to learn since he is still young and obviously a risk that he'll never develop but he has talent.

...he was impressive for England, scored some goals from central position which I like. Saying that, a number of folk on here were not keen when he was mentioned during the last window. I recall his club goal scoring record isn't great but from what I've seen he'd be a decent acquisition.

 

[Eggs]

Terrible state of affairs mate.Etoo all but gone,likely Atsu returning to Chelsea.
Coupled with Mirallas putting himself in the Shop Window.
Add to a never ending injury list & under strength squad....doesnt look good.
Pullis saying they've 3 to 4 bids in for players.Pardew looking to strengthen.
Qpr & Stoke openly in the market too.
And we aint doin any business......Nero springs to mind....pitiful.

...not sure about Mirallas putting himself in the shop window, that's a given when you have 18 months on your contract. In fact, Mirallas might not want a move if he's running his contract down in favour of a very lucrative Bosman.

 

[FTY]

His wages going are funding us actually being able to sign player/s this window lads.

 

[ForeverEverton]

Nothings happening and if we don't beat Palace (a), Liverpool (h) and Chelsea (a) I would suggest we are in a relegation fight, good and proper.

As it stands I cant see us getting anything from those games apart from a good spanking, especially in the derby when you see how they ripped Chelsea apart last night...

 

[Jxg]

Calling jarg on this one. He's 33 in March, doubt Moyes would go for him now.

You say that like you've forgotten how many times Neville played for us.

 

[Eggs]

Nothings happening and if we don't beat Palace (a), Liverpool (h) and Chelsea (a) I would suggest we are in a relegation fight, good and proper.

As it stands I cant see us getting anything from those games apart from a good spanking, especially in the derby when you see how they ripped Chelsea apart last night...

...if we beat Palace, the Reds and Chelsea we'll be in the dizzy heights. We need to get 3+ points but we have to accept we are in a relegation fight. We will probably be ok with 36 points this season so the sooner we can get 3 wins under our belt the better.

 

[bluegirl]

I'm afraid we can only function with a relationship analogy:

Mirallas is like that pyar nice bird who you've been seeing for a while. You weren't sure at first, 'cause she's foreign and had a touch of snide about her, but she's seemed genuinely into you for years and, despite being ambitious, hasn't ever been looking around. And it's not like she's too good for you - no, deffo not - but sometimes you have to admit you've looked a bit out of shape recently, while on a random night out she can look like a full on supermodel. And then there's what happened the other night, when she took your Scarface dvd out of the player to put her Jade Goody aerobics on (why's she trying to so good these days?? you can't help thinking), leaving Pacino on the floor to get all scratched up. Why didn't she just put it back in the case like normal? What does it mean?

And now people reckon she's interested in that Cockney coke dealer who recently binned off his bird. He never has and never will be any better than you, but his ma gives him pocket money that he used to get juiced up at David Lloyds, and some people find that attractive. And now his bird (Lennon), who's the same age but has been around for years, has been eyeballing you full on. People used to think she was pretty fit but you've always known deep down she was a bad starfish with no sense of humour. You know you should swerve it all, but things have been weird lately.

hahahaha....the male mind continues to baffle me

 

[Jayhow15]

hahahaha....the male mind continues to baffle me

Too many class A's methinks !!

 

[meagher94]

You say that like you've forgotten how many times Neville played for us.

I've blocked all them memories out.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

The idea of

McGeady Cleverley Lennon

being the attacking 3 behind the striker makes me feel a bit ill.

 

[JustOpp]

So to catch up:

Pienaar, Atsu, Eto'o and Mirallas out, Bieber in provided Garbutt promises not to steal his fanbase?