January 2015 transfer window ( No GIFs allowed )(Nor fish puns ffs)

[Groucho]

Where's the chorus?

It was supposed to be a free form poem.

Would you prefer it expressed in the medium of dance?

If we sign a decent player today, I'll dance it.

 

[Nessi]

The latest on Nyland is that a norwegian tv pundit has tweeted that "Nyland to Everton would make his day"!
No! The pundit is not a blue but a gooner!
Since several norwegian news sites reported saturday there were ongoing negotiations between the clubs, the player and his agent Nyland is still in Spain training with his club Molde.

 

[Donald Twain]

It was supposed to be a free form poem.

Would you prefer it expressed in the medium of dance?

If we sign a decent player today, I'll dance it.

I will join you!

 

[TheFinnFan]

The latest on Nyland is that a norwegian tv pundit has tweeted that "Nyland to Everton would make his day"!
No! The pundit is not a blue but a gooner!
Since several norwegian news sites reported saturday there were ongoing negotiations between the clubs, the player and his agent Nyland is still in Spain training with his club Molde.

Are you norwegian

 

[Kantareller]

Nothing happening. Move along. Reminds me of the window when we sold Arteta.

We got the best player in the world that window. Drenthe

 

[Kever10]

We did say earlier we will not sign anyone. Bobby even told you.

I understand that, but when you see a thread that has 10 more pages than when you last checked, and it's the same idiots saying the same jokes, that we are signing the same shitty players, over, and over, and over, and over, and over again, it's just frustrating.

I can't understand how anyone can think it's even funny enough to think about typing, not even from a trolling point of view, let alone on a forum of people who supposedly support the same team as you...

But what can you do, if you say anything, the idiots just close ranks.

 

[Nessi]

Are you norwegian

Yup! And you are from Suomi?

 

[Donald Twain]

I understand that, but when you see a thread that has 10 more pages than when you last checked, and it's the same idiots saying the same jokes, that we are signing the same shitty players, over, and over, and over, and over, and over again, it's just frustrating.

I can't understand how anyone can think it's even funny enough to think about typing, not even from a trolling point of view, let alone on a forum of people who supposedly support the same team as you...

But what can you do, if you say anything, the idiots just close ranks.

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[backintime1945]

I was trying to think of this could only remember Keystone Cops.
Biggest smile so far

 

[matty1878]

Distin could be off? So we sell more players and sign nobody again....... Bill kenwright

 

[orly]

The latest on Nyland is that a norwegian tv pundit has tweeted that "Nyland to Everton would make his day"!
No! The pundit is not a blue but a gooner!
Since several norwegian news sites reported saturday there were ongoing negotiations between the clubs, the player and his agent Nyland is still in Spain training with his club Molde.

Standards slipping on here ffs


Hi Mick x welcome home

 

[Walsall Blue]

Didn't you know they have phones in Spain too .....

 

[sageyefc]

Distin could be of? So we sell more players and sign nobody again....... Bill kenwright

Off

 

[MikeH72]

Have any of our so called ITK's been on today?

No, only people that are ITK about ITK's not actually being ITK

 

[BigBlueConk]

I know who we are not signing it that helps.