January 2015 transfer window ( No GIFs allowed )(Nor fish puns ffs)

[Hellerad]

Dunc and Timmy could convert Besic into a striker to be feared.

 

[jinkyali]

distin to west ham off apparently

QPR asked too.

 

[Robertor]

Relations between him and the manager must be completely gone then, strange that it looks like we'll sell without a replacement, leaves us with 3 centre halves.

Think you need to read that again mate haha

 

[Dutch Toffee]

I'd take Cahill, but only because that would stop him signing for another English club. Would hate to see that.

 

[Eggs]

......love Cahill but time doesn't stand still. Top player, top bloke he apparently knew his body couldn't take any more Of the Premiership. Understand the clamour but not for me.

 

[kenada_blue]

Cleverly... In the summer lids.

For free.

 

[ijjysmith]

TIM CAHILL IS A FREE AGENT, BRING HIM HOME ! COYB <3

Think you're after this thread mate:

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/everton-i-hate-you.70085/

 

[Azza]

Where's the latest about Distin? Latest I seen was from Goal.com

 

[bluebud]

If this deal falls through, we could always resign Danny Calamari.

This is not the time or plaice for fish puns mate.

 

[Toffeelover]

I'm about to transfer the fish from the fridge to the oven.

Slippery job that.

 

[Donald Twain]

I'm about to transfer the fish from the fridge to the oven.

Big step that.

 

[Fansince1988]

QPR asked too.

Can't let him go if we can't get a replacement,I don't trust alcarez injuries record enough and that would leave us with Hibbert CB.

 

[Azza]

Oh wait Ben Smith at BBC says Distin deal to West Ham is off.

 

[Donald Twain]

No signings for us apparently, shame

WHAT?????? SINCE WHEN?

 

[blue61]

This is not the time or plaice for fish puns mate.

I apologise, I should have posted it on blue kipper.