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Player Valuation: £20m
Vermin - Ladyboy - Yes
Spurs - Kane - Yes
City - Aguerrooooooooooo - Yes
Chelsea - Morata - Yes
Arse - Aubanger - Yes
United - Lukaku - Yes
Leicester - Vardy - Yes
Wolves - Jimenez - Yes
Watford - Deeney - Yes
West Ham - Anutututuuvuic - Yes
Bournemouth - Wilson - Yes
Brighton - Locadia - Hmm, hes pretty bad - Maybe
Palace - Zaha - Yes
Newcastle - Rondon - Yes
Cardiff - Reid - Very bad - No
Saints - Ings - Yes
Burnley - Wood - Yes
Fulham - Mitrovic - Yes
Huddersfield - Mounie - Very bad - Maybe
I make that 16 teams with a better Striker, 2 maybes and 1 no.
I'd say there's 9 teams: RS, Spuds, Citeh, Chelski, UTD, Arse, Leicester, Bournemouth, Hammers - that have more than 1 striker who is better than all of our options.
That is depressing reading.